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Batman's Brother

First Seen: 2002-08-13
Last Seen: 2004-01-04
Known Letters: 5

One of Dan Farrimond's secret 'Zine identities. Your secret's out! :P

SHORTENING WORDS

In my opinion, it should be banned. What's the point of shortening words down to single letters or numbers?

What do you think, Watered Lemon Wine?

Batman's Brother

2 annoying 4 words...

INNIT?

HOW DO THEY DO IT?

How on earth can you play cricket with a newspaper as a bat, like in the Sunday Times ads, which come on during the test match?

I doubt you could hit a corky very far with the Sunday Times... unless you're Freddy Flintoff.

Batmans Brother

OK, I think we're taking this ad

A LITTLE TOOOOO SERIOUSLY

DAVEOFMOOSAIFAME Does my poetry have to be poor to feature here or does it just help? There's not enough help in the world to see to some people.

THE SCHIZOPHRENIC PAIR OF PURPLE FISHNETS If you ever go to Berlin, watch out for the green turkey, he's only after your glasses. Green or not, he'll roast up a treat.

BATMAN'S BROTHER And remember, nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie. You haven't felt their pecks.

SOME AWESOME PETS

• Crocodile
• Piranha fish
• Wolf
• Pterodactyl
• Martian
• Hermit
• Crab
• Moths
• Aardvark
• Woodworm
• Hawk
• Dung beetle

Batman's Brother

I've always quite fancied an

IGUANA MYSELF. OR A FERRET

MY PET GORILLA DAN

Yes, he's smart, funny and intelligent. He's... a gorilla. He loves to watch EastEnders while scoffing his favourite meal — scotch eggs. And they have real scotch in 'em.

The only problem is, it makes him go crazy, and he ends up throwing the telly out of the window.

Uh oh, best tie the TV down, it's almost 8 o'clock!

Batman's Brother

Marcel always behaves impeccably

UNLESS I TURN OVER EMMERDALE

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