The Mega-Zine Museum
June 15, 2006
HAPPY HOLIDAY HEAVEN
I'm so looking forward to the holidays, I can't wait until I am free to loiter, frolic, and just be lazy in general.
Other plans include: go job hunting, read five books a week to prepare for English lit degree, spend all day in anyone else's house apart from one's own, attempt to eat a non-orange Jaffa cake and turn 18 in style! Or try to.
The Glitter Girl
Ain't no party like a Glitter party.
THE ICE CREAM VAN MYSTERY
There's a house on the way to town which always has two ice cream vans parked outside.
Either:
| a) | Two people in that house are ice cream men/women. |
| b) | One of the occupants has two to choose from. |
| c) | They're rather large and obscure garden ornaments. |
The One With The Mighty Antlers
They're ice creamaholics. The extra van's in case the other one runs out.
DON'T BE HORRID!
WLW is not horrible! So ha, Puff's Best Mate! You are the bestest giraffe ever, WLW!
You and the Ziners cheer me up - except when they insult you, WLW!
Luke's Missus
Why thank you Ms Missus, but you don't need to worry about me. Critics are water off a giraffe's neck to me - and giraffes necks are exceedingly long...
NEAT INVENTIONS
Hearing Aid of Happiness: blocks out lots of horrible sentences like "Oh gosh, I am really sorry - we have run out of chocolate buttons."
Humbrella: special umbrella that hums and sings lots of catchy songs in the rain.
Smellophone: hears how smells sounds. It is really cool and interesting. Vanilla sounds like violins.
Little Blue Fox.
How do Jaffa cakes sound?
AND YOUR POINT IS?
Yo! Here to annoy you again!
I never understood that whole thing with 'how long is a piece of string?'
All string is different - just measure the piece you have.
Mad Cow's Disease
That's nothing. What about how high the moon? Or how green is my valley? Or who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
REVELATION
What is so special about the X-Factor? I mean, is it any better than the W-factor or any worse than the Y-factor?
And how do we decide who has what letter? Am I D-factor because my name begins with D? Is WLW G-factor because he is a giraffe?
I demand answers.
Actually I don't 'cos I'll have found something else to occupy my mind sooner or... ooh what a pretty butterfly!
One Winged Angel
Is that why drivers have L-plates?
