June 14, 2006

I've got metal fatigue

I'm back from Download Festival now (all showered and fresh) and want to go back. It was the best weekend ever. I saw someone dressed as a giraffe (was it anyone you know, WLW?) and met a very hot guy called Paul.

Sigh. Home doesn't seem so much fun now.

Kombucha Mushroom Girl

I was there as well, Mushy. Very nice apart from... well, is it me, or is heavy metal a bit SILLY?


Antique rock show?

I'm always getting muddled up between David Dickinson and Bruce Dickinson. This proved disastrous when I arranged a celebrity appearance at a charity Iron Maiden tribute event.

The Psychedelic Gloom

Yes. Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter is one thing, but I can't imagine the Maiden singing Cheap As Chips.


What about David Buck-ham?

Apparently all England players lost between five and ten pounds against Paraguay. Mind you, that's only small change on their wages.

Unusual Suspect

I hear that one of the midfield players won the bet. By the end, they were all going Hargreaves.


The Bride of Dracula

Flicking through a magazine the other day I saw THE perfect Wedding dress, I guess all I have to do now is find a potential husband.

The Vampire of Ye Olde Hinkytown

If you're a vampire remember when you're married that blood is thicker than water.


All you need is love

So WLW, you ride a bicycle and have SOME neck, are you David Cameron? Or are you a relative of WRW, who sponsors Llanelli Scarlets? We Love Wales?

Mally Pally

I love bicycles. I love Wales. I love the world, the universe, everything. I am the love bucket.


Getting catty


"Meow."/"Quite a meowthful."

"Meow meow meow? Meow meow meow meow! (meow meow...) Meow!

Sprinkles the Cat

What you need is a a nice saucer of milk, then lie down and have your tummy tickled and you'll feel lots better.