The Mega-Zine Museum
June 11, 2006
OUT OF YOUR TREE
My Jaffa Cake tree has gone on strike. It demands more sun, less growing and a swimming pool.
I tried to reason with it but it won't listen.
The things I do for Jaffa.
The Talentless Mr Ripley
Have you been watering your Jaffa tree with orange juice? No? Just what kind of horticulturist are you, exactly?
TANGS BUT NO TANKS
I ate a Jaffa Cake once, when I was three.
I pestered my mum to buy it, ate it in a Rumbelows (or was it perhaps Mothercare?).
I hated it and have never had one since. Too tangy.
MotleyManic
There are those who deny the truth of Jaffa. They are to be pitied, and not despised. Because they know not what they do.
MAKING A MINT (CAKE)
How about a compromise WLW? I propose mint-flavoured Jaffa Cakes.
Who is with me? Anyone? No?
Excuse me while I go twiddle my thumbs...
Crazy Mint Lady
I must say it is nice to see that you are all talking about Jaffas again, rather than those silly little gangs you all keep trying to form.
JUST LEAF ME ALONE, PLEASE
If you don't give me my football back, I'm gonna get my dad on you!
Giraffes eat leaves, not Jaffas! Go and eat a leaf, Mr!
My table collapsed in my exam today and my face went like a tomato. Brill... o.
Aura Bora
Go eat a leaf yourself! How very rude! I think you need to go and lie down in a dark room for a while, Bora.
HAVING A BAD SPELL
I'm not quite dead but I'm not alive
Not sure where I am but I'm getting a vibe
I couldn't believe what I had seen
A tiny garaffe on Mega-Zine
Pink Fluff
A garaffe? What's a garaffe when it's at home? Honestly, I don't call you a himan beung, do I? But maybe I should!
