The Mega-Zine Museum
May 30, 2006
WHEN THE CHIPS ARE... UP?
Q: How do you catch a chipmunk?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Although I don't know why anybody would want to catch a chipmunk.
The Breezy One
That might be how you would catch one. I think you forget that some of us could just saunter over to a tree and let it ride on our neck. Anyway, some of my best friends are chipmunks.
MOO MUST BE JOKING
I can't be bothered with the boom thingy wingy any more. It is just so yesteryear. WLW, do you remember the night I told you I loved you?
Mad Cow's Disease
You are very fickle, Ms Cow. I didn't believe a word you said to me. I put it down to your condition.
CURD IT EVER HAPPEN?
Has anyone ever made their own Jaffa Cakes? I suggest lemon curd.
Socks The Cat
What an idea! I suppose you could just balance the curd on a choccie biscuit. But somehow it wouldn't be the same.
Can poets soothe us when we pine for bread?
Copper Knickers
What do you think? Use your loaf!
SPYING ON THE SPINE
Good day, good villagers. Methinks I am mad.
Well well, I say, I hate exam halls. They are cold and people look at your back.
Stunning Pigeon
You think you have problems, Pidge? You should see the way people stare at my neck sometimes. Especially when I am cycling. Just rude, I call it.
TIME IS AN ILLUSION, YEAH?
Mega time is an illusion. Lunch time doubly so.
The Anteater
Time waits for no man. Which is very rude of it.
Mega, who's frank and why does everyone want to be him?
Zippy Zoo
I have no idea, to be frank. Oops! I see what you mean...
