The Mega-Zine Museum
May 25, 2006
HOW LOW CAN YOU ASBO?
WLW, you have an Asbo? Naughty giraffe! I bet the others at WLW Towers are scared. I would be!
I love my new socks - they have bats and spiders on.
Mama Goth
You have bats and spiders on your socks? Have you thought it may be time to look at your personal hygiene, young lady?
SAY CHEESE UP THERE
Did you know, WLW, that the first colour photograph was taken in 1861? Or that the first colour film footage was shot in 1906?
Pazuzu Lord Of The Waves
I'm not keen on photos. I don't know why, but whenever I pose in a group shot, my head is always lopped off...
A PRECIPITOUS QUESTION
If rain comes from clouds, why is being on Cloud 9 a good thing? And are clouds 1 to 8 not nice places? I think I'd prefer Cloud 7, personally.
The Talentless Mr Ripley
Clouds look like whales sometimes. Do you know who said that? Hamlet. Now, there was a guy with issues. Even worse than Shahbaz.
ZIPPY Why did people call shampoo shampoo? Why would you want to put something with the word poo in your hair? They do say manure makes things grow.
BONNIE ROOF TYLER WLW, why were yow nasty about Dudley? We ay' that bad, yow know. They dow call it the Black Country for nothing, our kid.
MANGOES INTO A...
I would like you to examine a slice of mango under the microscope. My dog likes hiding in fruit cells and talking to friendly bacteria. Well, I've got to find him. You try the mango, I'll look for him in a grape.
Katlashima The Clown
I don't think you'll find him there. In fact, I haven't got grape expectations. Geddit?
DO YOU HAVE A WIKI SIDE?
Dear Spider Fight Club, Thank you for bringing it to our attention that you added your name to the Wikipedia "Legendary 'Ziners" list.
Don't worry, it has now been deleted. If it happens again, please inform us so that we can correct it for you.
Vigilante Maelstrom
Now, now, children, do try to play nicely. We are all a legend in our own lunchtime. Or something like that.
