The Mega-Zine Museum
May 23, 2006
CROSSING A ZEBRA
Hey WLW, Do you know Norman the Zebra at the zoo? The one who escaped, and ran to Waterloo?
I'm new, by the way.
Spock the Psychedelic Seagull
Norman the Zebra and I go back years. I told him off for running away and said he shouldn't have done it. He said it wasn't as black-and-white as that.
Geddit?
NOT A JOYOUS NOEL
So what's up with No Deal Or No Deal? It used to be OK until all of the contestants got all over-excited and stupid!
Damn wannabe actors!
Mama Goth
When was Deal Or No Deal OK? I must have missed that one.
It just makes me want to grab the grinning ninny who presents it by the beard and lock him in one of the boxes. But maybe that's just me.
SUPERHERO WITH LEAVES
There are only two good names for spider plants: Peter and Parker.
Think about it.
Turkish Delight
Did you read that on the worldwide web? Or did you "arach" your brains to think of it? Eeh, I make myself laugh sometimes!
METAL MADNESS
WLW, my music taste is class and me and my boys in metal costumes are coming after you!
Ravens Feather
Metal costumes? You mean like knights in armour? Or like those silly Finns who won Eurovision? Because I'm not sure which one is the dafter.
UH-OH! A TRENDY WENDY!
I'm new to this, so hiya! I'm not an emo, more of a trendy really.
Wow, this is soooo cool! Hey, what does WLW mean, like?
Anyway, I'm a newbie so please be nice!
Mrs Hindy Loves Me
WLW means White Line Warrior. I am a giraffe of questionable personal habits. I'd tell you in person but it would violate the terms of my asbo.
SHABBA RANKS. OR DOESN'T
Big Shabba is back and watching you like some kind of all-seeing futuristic robot lord!
Could Shahbaz be the most annoying person ever? Big Shabba says Yes!
Shahbaz, you have been evicted!
The Flabbergasted Baby Face
I agree. Shahbaz represents a new low in the history of Big Brother. It makes you long for the days of Kitten.
