The Mega-Zine Museum
March 27, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
MECHANIC MONKEY I like turnips. Glad that's sorted.
THE ONLY GOTH IN THE VILLAGE May I ask just what is the point? Is it pointless? Or has it a point that nobody know? Definitely a point.
ROBOTIC MONKEYS
THE K MEISTER The monkeys don't need clothes, THEY'RE INVISIBLE! And naked robots haunt my dreams. Are giraffes invisible too or can you see me?
THE LAUREATE W.L.W! Double-U El Double-U, you know we love you. Tall, wild and daring, witty and caring, is our Double-U El Double-U. Too kind! Jaffas!
SHAMROCKING BOGEYMAN
The above Ziner has a very fair point. It's true.
Did you never hear of the old woman who looked in her cupboard, found it was bare, and promptly died of a heart attack? It was called overkill.
You've taken all the magic and zest out of those spongy products.
THEY NOW KILL OLD LADIES!
You wouldn't want to endorse granny-killing now, would you?
Chocolate-Crazed Biogeneticist
Ooh no - couldn't have that on the conscience.
PANTS
Don't you just love pants?
Hot pants, knickers that are kinda pretending to be boxer shorts, underpants (not really), trousers, lacey bits of thread that break with a wisp, putting these on your head and dancing about?
It's ace, really.
I have been tempted to throw them out of the window like the adverts say. Adverts rock, oooh ar.
Elden Ray
They are kinda necessary, yes Elden Ray!
TIME FOR A NEW FLATMATE?
While watching Judge John Deed, my friend pointed out that the policeman who withdrew his claim in the Tetra mast case, had a fire in his living room which was the same as the one his mother has.
"Shut up!" I said. However, he's asked me to pass this information on.
He wants to have the doofiest letter ever on Mega-zine, but escape all ridicule.
Aphra The Post-modern Spy
Anyone else spot this? Or make that, has anyone else ever watched Judge JD?
MAMA GOTH
I know what you are on about!
I wrote "Hail Davord, Lord of Tharg" on set cement and it stayed there for about a month until someone cemented over it - the evil people.
And I have "Hail Davord" written on my bag, as well as a Davord badge!
One Winged Angel
Impressive. What other items of Mega-zine merchandise would you like to see?
