The Mega-Zine Museum
February 10—11, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
ANGUISHED ANGUA Will someone please tell him the way to Amarillo? I think you've missed the boat on this one.
CAPTAIN BOB Does anyone like heavy metal or are you all chavs? Shaddup Your Face.
BAR-MY
ANON I would like to let it be known that I've been a barman for four weeks now, in a bar once occupied by Townies - I think I've succeeded. Congratulations.
FEAR NO EVIL My awesome compilation of music has me in Nirvana. Now that My Chemical Romance is over I'm having a Green Day, anyway. But I'm not a Seether. I'm having a Britney.
APING AROUND
The monkeys in Central Park Zoo, NY, prefer Gorillaz to the Arctic Monkeys - I asked them.
The Gutless Wonder
Stop aping around, Gutless.
CREEPINESS CREEPS IN
ANBY, you think Birmingham's bad? My town was built on the site of an horrific medieval battle.
The fallen knights haunt us. They scream and whisper and invade our sleep with visions of their terrible slaughters.
We await our exorcism.
Love-In-Idleness
Get out Love-In-Idleness, save yourself.
CARTOON MANIA
Back in my day we had proper cartoons like He-Man and Transformers, now it's rubbish like Sonic X.
WLW and Jaffa Cakes rule!
HBK's No.1 fan
Do you remember Jamie And His Magic Torch? After three, sing - Jamie, Jamie, Jamie And His Magic Torch...
POINTING THE FINGER
I'm so happy! I got a signed poster, and guess what?
A FREE FINGER PRINT!
What more could you wish for?
Anastacia's little helper
You need to name and shame the pesky celeb who has sticky fingers.
VALENTINE FOOL
I've started a new holiday - Anti-Valentine's Day, February 13, for the rejected, dejected, injected masses... or something.
Anyway, join in!
Anon
I think you secretly like the idea of Valentine's Day... why else would you stay anonymous?
