The Mega-Zine Museum
February 16, 2006
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LUNCHBOX OF NOTRE DAME My mum ate a small spider yesterday WLW. Did she say what it tasted like - chicken?
MARIA PAMELA III Fancy a butchers, WLW? I'll show you mine if you show me yours...
WHAT A LOAD OF BALONEY
CHEESEMAN MALONEY Help - someone has melted me and spread me on toast... they may be coming back to eat me. Call the fuzz! Are you talking a load of baloney, Maloney?
LITTLE MISS MISTER Howdy doodly doo! Is it just me or does the lil' guy on the Walkers cheese heads ad look like Vernon Kaye? I've not seen the ad Little Miss Mister - next.
CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE
Oh gosh, I am really, really bad at crosswords.
It is so silly - We had to call the Fire Brigade!
Little Blue Fox
What did the men in blue do, start playing Give Us A Clue?
A DIFFERENT WILLY WONKA
Forget Jamie And His Magic Torch!
William's wish wellington was much better - the kid had style!
Ickle Divine Praire Fairy
I think you're imagining things, Ickle Fairy.
CARTOON CONFESSIONS
The best cartoons I remember are -
- Huckleberry Hound
- Yogi Bear
- Jinxie the Cat
- Deputy Dawg
- The Flintstones
Pure nostalgia!
The Bonnie Bo'Nessian
You weren't too fussy then, Bonnie?
RUSH WRITE
Well well... I must say... this does like a jamboree.
Ooh, must dash! Lady And The Tramp is out on DVD - it's digitally restored beyond its former beauty, y'know.
PH
I'm glad you could spare us the time of day PH.
BANANAS
So anyway, I said, 'Who's been sleeping in my bed?'... Oh wait it was me!
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
You know what they say Dark Grey Wolf - talking to yourself is the first sign of madness.
