The Mega-Zine Museum
January 6—7, 2006
TEXT MANIACS
ELDEN RAY I stole Thin Lizzy boxer shorts! But from whom? Damn laundrette. At least you have your undies, E.R.!
RAVEN'S FEATHER Hey, I like Tre Cool, so, Lilac Pilgrim, you aren't the only one. No, you're the only two!
WILD RAMBLINGS
DARK GREY WOLF OF NORBEX So anyway, who'd have thought you could instantly fail your driving test by going sideways along a one way street? Driving sideways, eh? You are clever!
THE BARKING TREE I bet your head is 10 floors up from your hooves, WLW, so you still wouldn't be rid of Ten Flaws Down! Nice try though. You reckon?
BUBBLES I love toffee. Then eat it, you chomp!
DISCOVERY OF THE YEAR
My discovery of the year so far:
If you eat a slice of cucumber and a grape at the same time, it tastes like watermelon.
Thank you, thank you.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
Does that mean if you eat watermelon, it tastes like cucumber and grapes? I'm only asking, as I like the look of watermelons, just not the taste.
MY HORRIBLE TOWN
Oh my goodness - my town is really horrible.
There are lots of banks and estate agencies, but there are only two music shops. But they are really small and smell like chips.
Blee!
It is really terrible and muddled.
Little Blue Fox
I suggest you get out before the smell of chips takes over the whole town!
IS THERE AN EMO ABOUT?
The Department of Animal Control would like to note that several emos have escaped into the area. Do not be alarmed, these creatures will not cause any serious harm.
If you see an emo, do not try to approach it, as it will break into uncontrollable weeping. As it does with everything.
Simply call the DAC, and we will take it to a suitably terrible band.
Freshly Squeezed Cynic
Thanks for the warning. Readers beware!
AN ODE TO RIK WALLER
You looked like a bowling ball
Your awful singing scared us all
You're big and round
And owe me a pound
So give me it or I'll hit you with a wall
One Winged Angel
I thought angels were supposed to be nice and friendly, one winged or not! By the way, you forgot to say who you were talking about. Big and round, awful singer... Any idea, viewers?
I'M FREE!
I have finally been freed from Zine prison, for daring to challenge the great WLW, and I've got to say, where has everyone gone?
Where's the likes of the Brigadier or Emma-the-lil-angel and since when did WLW start writing above the white line instead of below it?
This is all very confusing - I think I need to lie down for a bit.
The Immortal Dead
I scared them all off! This page will be mine, forever, wahahahahahaha!
