The Mega-Zine Museum

December 28—31, 2005

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LWL WLW, I'd love to pay you a visit however I have lost my passport, and I don't think I'd fit on a bus. Not even a bendy bus?

CRINKLE CUT BEATROOT And then... there were six. Dun, Dun, Daaahhhh.

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RAVEN'S FEATHER Wanted: Prince for Princess of Darkness. Must dress in black. That counts me out then.

LITTLE BLUE FOX Happy Halloween! - Oh, gosh, wait... Not quite. Good effort though.

THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM Pilchardness is the whatness of all pilchard. Smells a bit fishy to me.

BEST OF ZINE: FABRIC SHOPS

I just got into sewing, but the local fabric shop is not very useful...

It's hard being the only goth in the village.

The Chocolate-Dipped Trekkie

You must really get the needle.

BEST OF ZINE: GOTH LIVING

I saw a goth coat for sale in a shop the other day. A pretty basic goth coat with only one chain connecting the sleeve to the neck, long, and black.

It cost 500 euros.

I mean, now I know why goths are so depressed all the time.

Paddy Irishman

Those chains could get nasty. I'd catch my punky main on them.

BEST OF ZINE: OUCH!

That "rubbish poet" comment was a bit harsh, WLW; but I kinda liked it - a giraffe with attitude.

All you need now is to be funny and you'll be well away. You might even get a call from I'm A Celebrity. Well, if you're lucky.

Dalek

I figure if it lasts until the 15th series, I might just get the call.

BEST OF ZINE: SHEEP

Sheep come in all shapes and prices. I deal in all kinds of sheep: green ones, shaven ones, big thick woolly ones, miniature ones, inflatable ones and six-legged ones.

I mean er... not inflatable ones. Heh, that could have been embarrassing. Don't print this.

Farmer Jack

Hey, if you are gonna send it, I may as well print it.

BEST OF ZINE: WALLPAPER

Which Isaac Einstein was it who first thought of putting paper on their walls? It just seems a bit odd. You wouldn't put cardboard on the walls now would you?

Also, isn't paper extremely flammable and one of the last things you'd like on your wall in a house fire? I mean why don't we just slap on the paraffin, spark up and have done with it, eh?

Wallpaper - idiot paper more likes.

1929

You do know, 1929, that those Spice Girls posters also count as paper?

Enjoy the letters of the year, 'Ziners!

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