The Mega-Zine Museum
December 19, 2005
TEXT MANIACS
BOOLEAN Merry Christmas to everyone and Merry Winterfest to the PC brigade! How are the Winter Lights near you?
THE BRIGADIER Don't stint on the sherry this Christmas, my little cherubs. Gran never stints on sherry and dates.
WORDS OF WISDOM
EVIL ATHEIST As an atheist I've been a bit confused recently. I like Christmas but technically, can I celebrate it? Only if you keep your fingers crossed.
AMAZING BOUNCING FERRET WLW, your comments have been cut down! Now it no longer looks like you suddenly start shouting towards the end of your sentences. Yeah, sorry ABOUT THAT.
DOUGIE THE MINESWEEPER I just love jellied eels, don't you? I love Jaffas.
MY BROTHER
Yesterday my brother, aged 32, decided to taste my strawberry bubble bath ("Keep out of reach of children. This is not a food".)
He learned that a) strawberry bubble bath funnily enough tastes nothing like strawberries and b) it makes you foam! at the mouth if you gargle with water.
The One With The Mighty Antlers
Still doesn't sound as bad as getting soap in your eyes.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
If God isn't real and just a figment of our imaginations then doesn't that mean we created God?
Like I said, just a thought.
Souroff Dark Lord of Dormor
God knows!
FAB IDEA!
Good idea Ambiguous Snail! Why don't we just exile everybody we don't like!
That way all the bad bands from the ch... I mean, that way all the songs from the charts would disappear.
The DeLorean That Got Struck By Lightning
Does that include Crazy Frog? Lets do it.
EMMA SSOOO OFF
So, ya'll wondering what happened to the angel? Well, this will be my last goodbye before I leave ya'll for good.
I've married David Walliams and am living in a London mansion. We met at a venue with instant chemistry.
We have a little Dave on the way and are very happy. I will miss you WLW.
Emma'the'lil'Angel
"Yeah, I know!" Sounds bitty to me.
A NEW IDEA
How to upset fellow Christmas diners:
Order a steak to get a steak knife and then shout out that you're not usually allowed anything sharp.
But hey, it's Christmas.
The Barking Tree
Not bad. Any ideas for getting out of eating sprouts?
