The Mega-Zine Museum
August 18, 2005
ONE WINGED ANGEL Why does it always rain on me? Ask Travis.
THE BADGER OF FATE WLW, I am very offended by your inappropriate comments and that is why I am asking you to marry me. Can you keep me in the manner to which I am accustomed?
MORE WORDS OF WISDOM
SQUASHED STRAWBERRY, HECTOR'S HOUSE Hello Dave (If you print this, I'll send you some Buttons.) Who's Dave and are they chocolate buttons?
VEGETA WOLF What is all this Manics nonsense! What about the great Eric Idle? Xanadu! Wasn't that Olivia Newton-John? Is she in the Manics now?
PETIT CHOUX FLEUR Are you single, WLW? I like your style and parma violets. Is this my second proposal of the day?
Love is in the air...
OR IS THAT JUST MY DEODORANT?
HORSE DOCTOR MAN
You would get annoyed with me if I just blurted out something like: "Dave Grohl wrote Heart Shaped Box" without checking my information first.
I don't care either way about Nirvana but I do know a bit about their history. The Manics deserve the same consideration. JDB has written lyrics for two Manics songs.
The Gutless 'Accurate' Wonder
And a big hello to Nikki Sixx
HE'S A SECRET 'ZINER, YOU KNOW...
DEAR SIR
Sir. Stop. Your constant insistence on writing punctuation has become a nuisance. Stop.
If ever, comma, you get over this "open quote" cleverness "close quote", comma, please drop me a line.
Stop. Failing that, comma, just stop. Stop. you idiot! Exclamation mark.
Smerker
Did you write that book
EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES?
TOP FIVE THINGS TO DO...
...when you're bored
- Pretend you're a superhero and jump off things trying to fly.
- Eat.
- Follow random beautiful people in the street to see what they get up to.
- Alphabetise your CD collection.
- Try to achieve Nirvana by a strict regime of Zen meditation.
- Or you could just stick on the TV and watch Neighbours...
Horse Doctor Man
Or if you're really bored
YOU COULD SEND ME JAFFA CAKES
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Hello WLW and the 'Zine. How are you all? I have just got back from a lovely holiday in Wales - land of the most gorgeous ice creams ever imaginable and the Manics, of course. Yum!
That Nicky Wire is a bit gorgeous too, isn't he? Yes, the Manics and ice cream are definitely two of my favourite things. So, have you been anywhere nice on holiday this year, WLW?
Queenie Careena
I lay on the beach for a day
BUT I GOT TERRIBLE NECK ACHE
THANKFUL
If I was The Brigadier, I might say this texting business is bringing in too many newbies.
But thankfully, I'm not.
The 'Ziner With No Name
Will The Brigadier ever text us?
THAT'S A SCARY THOUGHT
