The Mega-Zine Museum
March 14, 2004
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG WLW, Wes Brown does indeed wear the wrong shirt. I, for one, would love to see him playing for Arsenal. Everyone would love to play for the mighty Gunners.
EMMA-THE-LIL'-ANGEL To everyone who dislikes my coat, Matt from Busted likes it, so there! The popstar has spoken.
MERCY NUTS WLW, nobody wants your sweaty socks. Sure they whiff but they can stand up all by themselves.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE...
Since my last printing on this page:
- Arsenal hasn't lost a league game.
- Sally, from Coronation Street, has gone crazy.
- WLW has drawn three pictures on Teletext.
- Emma-the-lil-Angel is still in love with Charlie from Busted.
- Jonathan Creek has once more entertained us all with another cracking series.
Not much has changed really, has it?
Concrete Donkey
McFadden's left Westlife
SAVE US WORLD OF CELEBRITY
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING
This is the art of subtly inserting commands into your give-me-all-your-money conversation in order to subconsciously influence the behaviour of the bake-me-a-cake person you are talking to.
(Did you notice the secret messages in that sentence. Thought not.)
We must use this technique in order to secretly influence townies to renounce hip hop and souped-up Ford Fiestas.
Vladimir's Hat
Mabel makes better cakes than me
JAM AND CHOCOLATE. MMMM
LOOKING
If you look at someone for long enough, they really do start to look different. It's quite upsetting actually.
I stared at this guy at the bus stop yesterday for 10 minutes solid. He soon began to look all blurry and then, disturbingly like a paramedic.
Odd, isn't it?
Topper
Depends how much
SLEEP YOU'VE HAD
THE EGO HAS LANDED
Recently, a lot of 'Ziners have been having a go at me, which is quite sad.
It's not my fault I'm cuter, funnier, more talented and all round better than most of them.
Recognise my greatness, the rest of you, and hi to my certain someone.
Spiky Stuy
You have a certain someone?
JUST THE ONE?
HOWDY DOODY!
How you doing, my totally groovy buds?
God, I'm tired. And it's only seven. It's my homework I haven't been doing 'til 11 at night.
I don't like school. I like media though. Have I told you about that? We do nothing apart from film things or talk about telly — it's great!
Fanta Flavoured Sheep
Another budding TV presenter
HELP US ALL
SINCE MY OPERATION...
I have worked my way through:
- Two tubes of Pringles.
- About 15 painkillers.
- Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time. In French. Again.
- £4 of credit on my mobile.
Reading Mega-zine was the highlight of my week. Yes, I really was that bored.
Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller
I can eat two tubes of Pringles
ON ANY GIVEN DAY
IF ONLY...
Wouldn't it be great if you could activate bullet-time (Matrix-style) in real life, whenever you wanted.
Except, whenever anyone else in the world used it, you would also have to slow down (to maintain the space-time continuum and stuff). So life would pretty much be in constant slow-motion, cool.
Thinking about it, the novelty would probably wear off after a few decades.
Zaganza
Drag out the working day
GREAT!
