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February 22, 2004

FRAZZLED O'REILLY I often see pink bunnies and pink elephants. My, you're looking mightily attractive this fine evening, WLW. Burp. I'm glad you like the tutu.

THE CHINCHILLA FLAVOURED GORILLA I like crumpets with strawberry jam but we only have raspberry. How inconvenient. Rasp is my favourite.

CROCADILLIOUS, STEVE IRWIN HUNTER Movie star, dunno who you are. They don't know themselves either probably.

 

CHAFEY

So there I was in general studies, just sitting there, minding my own business, when the evilness that is our teacher says: "Right everyone, climb onto your desks!" and then proceeded to make us read a scene from The Ancient Mariner.

I was more than a bit shocked and I'm still a bit traumatised, even now. But it matters not. I ate two apples today.

Uh-oh, Kelly Rowland is suddenly on the radio. I must get out fast.

Satan's Little Helper

Two apples

YOU HATE THE DOCTOR HUH?

 

NEWBIES

I propose that the following requirements should be met to become a 'Zine regular:

  • At least five letters printed (this is my fifth).
  • Mention Briggie (I mentioned him once).
  • Argue with someone (me and Queen of the Leprechaun Population are still not speaking to each other).
  • Make a pointless list.

Hurray! I'm a Zine regular!

Paddy Irishman

Personally I can't keep track

OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING

 

HI ALL

I got a job! I now work in — wait for it — Opera Bingo! It's great, especially the old dears (they give me sweets and money and offer me a place for the night).

We had a free night last night and that could have been enough to kill anyone — 1,000 women arguing 'cos they couldn't get a seat and then rioting because we ran out of 20 pences for the games.

Eugh!

Deshman

Do you have to sing "house"

IN AN OPERA STYLE?

 

BOILED CABBAGE

DOTTY:"Did you see Mr Fahrenheit's tribute to us?"
DIZZY:"It made me feel proud to be an idiot."
DOTTY:"You should always be proud."
DIZZY:"Of being an idiot?"
DOTTY:"If this was America, you could be the President."
DIZZY:"Like Uncle George?"
DOTTY:"We don't talk about him"

I'm A Little Teapot

Reminds me, Davord...

TRIM THAT BUSH IN THE GARDEN

 

POETRY CORNER

WLW is the supreme ruler of Teletext,
His/her comments sometimes make me just a teeny bit perplexed,
But, being nice and patient,
I swear I won't get vexed,
And now I'm going to try to think of a rhyme I can use next.

Ta da!

The Empress of the Science Fiction Nation Who Happens To Be Blonde

I hope I'm a plastic not wood ruler

A FLEXIBLE FRIEND!

 

RIDDLESBURY PIE RECIPE

  • Make some Bakewell type pastry case thing.
  • Fill with chocolate spread, smarties, Mars bar pieces and those silver cake decoration ball things.
  • Add a lid.
  • Bake until pastry is crisp.
  • Consume all to self while stating "This Riddlesbury pie is the riddliest..."

I should have my own channel.

TheUnitedTruth

Where is my sample?

I LOVE PIE

 

COOL

Citizen Twiggy, no, you can't be a groupie, because I'm not in a group.

I'm in a rock band. Therefore you can be a bandie. Like a groupie but you must like rock, like me. And Everclear. And Incubus.

Rockstar Sean

Pretentious already

WATCH OUT SPIKY STUY