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January 11, 2004

THE GOONER THAT NO LONGER LOVES GARETH AHHHHHHH brain pain! That Cliff Richard gets right on my nerves. Silly song singer! Serves you right for buying his CDs.

ZAGANZA What's the past tense for "glided"? Glid? Gloded? Glod? Madness. Glllllllllllllllllld?

FRESHLY SQUEEZED CYNIC Leave the music whining and nit-picking to the Void, m'kay? That's what it's there for. Yeah, feel free to visit.

 

INVENT THIS, YOU IDIOT

  • Jockey enlarger — enlarges your jockey to fit larger horses. Some designs only enlarge the arms and legs, with the torso remaining minute.
  • Niche carver — enables the user to carve a niche in any field of expertise they wish.
  • Smooker table — like a snooker table but with more pockets, less balls and wrestling.

Topper

Go on then

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

 

TRICKS TO PLAY ON YOUR ENEMY

  • Super glue his hand to his other hand.
  • Identify flaws in his character and broadcast them nationally on your radio station.
  • Corrupt his mind using images.
  • Throw away his favourite thing.
  • Send him a strongly worded e-mail telling him you are not at all happy with his current, enemy-like behaviour.

Stuttercut

It's a new year

FORGIVE AND FORGET

 

OH, WHAT FUN

In reply to Jan of the Pink Gravy, I also have tried to do unspeakable things to my Sims including taking the stairs away from the swimming pool while they are inside.

Once I attempted to put a door leading out to nowhere on the second storey of a house so the Sims would fall down onto the lawn but, to my great dismay, this could not be done.

Ed the Demented Squirrel

The ants on the grass

BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF

 

JAN OF THE PINK GRAVY,

I have also re-discovered the joys of The Sims recently, though I have noticed some strange coincidences.

For instance, the tutorial family are called "Newbies". They serve a point, then vanish. The "Goth" family are just good to ignore.

But the Hot Date expansion pack gives you the highly expendable "Townies", with no dress sense and stupid names like RJ or Jacinda.

Arrant Nerd Boxes Yodeller

If only I had time

TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES...

 

I BEAT YOU ALL!

To Me and My Digitally Enhanced Self and all those others, it is too late! I am the only person in the world who can lick their elbow as far as I know, which, of course, means it is true as I am always right.

So stop trying to steal my title of Queen of the Elbow, or else. Thank you.

Queen of the Elbow Lickers

What a crown to wear

MUST HURT WHEN YOU LEAN ON THEM

 

FINAL FANTASY

Selphie, I saw your letter about Final Fantasy, and I agree: not enough people talk about it!

The chocobos, the moogles, Sephiroth, it's great! I got FF Tactics on Game Boy Advance for Christmas, and I have VII-X on Playstation.

Can I have a pic of a chocobo, please, WLW?

Crinkle-cut Beatroot

No!

STOP THIS COMPUTER GEEK MADNESS!

 

ELBOW LICKIN'/POPPIN'

Dear Deshman, if your friend was to dislocate anything to lick his/her/its elbow, it would be the shoulder as:

  1. Elbows are hinge joints, whereas shoulders are ball-and-socket and therefore wonderful to pop out and horrify friends and family.
  2. The crux of the problem is actually the length from shoulder to elbow, ergo if you can lick it, you're deformed.

Magical Me

Some of you really

NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR