The Mega-Zine Museum
January 15, 2004
GRIMDEATH6669 If you had a third leg would it be a left leg or a right leg? I'd centre mine.
THE EGG KEEPER Why is it that chickens are always running around as if they have something to do, when, in fact, they have nothing to do at all? I think they are trying To take over the world. They're looking for corn.
THE LIGHTNING LADY Remind me who I am again. I would if I had any clue myself but alas I don't.
RAH!!
I am NOT a very happy bunny!
After taking a li'l break from Mega-zine to deal with stupid exam malarkey, I come back to find that someone has stolen my fluffin' name!
Esh, people these days! Or is it an evil impersonator? Hmmmm... Do not be fooled people!
Either way, the punishment for continued thievery of identity is death by pom poms — rah!
The ORIGINAL Jelly Baby Bandit
There's allsorts writing these days
GEDDIT? ALLSORTS, JELLY BABIES...
SHATTERED
And so I find myself, in the middle of the night, watching a show which features a group of people engaging in such thrilling pursuits as pea counting.
Not only that, but it's presented by Dermot O'Dreary.
Proof, if it was needed, that I am truly living life in the fast lane.
Samurai Hedgehog
I'd rather watch
A MIRROR BEING SHATTERED
TRENDIES
With the scary discovery that trendies like being called trendies or townies, I suggest we rename them something they won't like.
Something random, like fried eggs, for no apparent reason at all.
The Spontaneously Combusting Penguin
Because their brains are
CLEARLY SCRAMBLED?
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG,
I fancy the gloves off this guy! His letters are just so attractive ('Zine love... next I'll be producing "if 'Ziners were" lists).
While I'm here, can you tell me why abbreviation is such a long word?
Oh, and whoever suggested the church of the spoon is a genius. I'm Tony.
Hog Nosed Skunk Flea
I know it's nearly Valentine's Day but
DON'T START THE FANCYING RUBBISH
IRRITATING
I got a cold for Christmas. It was irritating, but it could have been worse. I could have got a dictionary. I could be going around using words like "egalitarian" and explaining what they mean, which would be really irritating.
Even worse than that, I could have got the Topper Annual. The mind boggles (but not literally) at how much irritation that could cause.
Lovey Dovey
Take it back to the shop
COLDS IN THE FROZEN FOOD DEPT
YAY!
The girl I rather fancy has finally dumped her boyfriend, and she wants to go bowling with me! Yes, me!
Her name is Jo and she's bubbly and squishy. Ahh, what could be sweeter?
Well she could be made of cheese, too, but that would be too good to be true. Or... would it? Mwhaha! Mm, cheese...
Zaganza
Tip — she won't go out with you again
IF YOU CARRY ON THAT TALE
NEWBIES' NAMES
Man, the names of some of these newbies are terrible. I mean, Samurai Pizza Cat, how did you come up with yours, eh?
You read 'Zine and saw a name, then added it to the next two things you saw, did you?
Well, shoddy to say the least. You should have more feeling.
Sykopathik Mushroom
Welcome Mushroom Printer Gel
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