The Mega-Zine Museum
August 29—30, 2003
PENSIVE PIGEON Anyone agree that there should be more packs of fruit salad flavoured Chewits instead of strawberry ones in a multipack? Certainly not me.
KISS MA BAD SELF OW! Since being off school I have run up a £133 phone bill! Isn't that a treat for my dad who pays the bill? I hope you enjoy staying in. I predict you'll be grounded for a lot longer after your recovery.
THE BRIGADIER Thongs. These are a new fangled invention, are they? American name for flip-flops. Just sandles.
AS I SEE YOU
- Spiky Stuy — A pair of short trousers with turn-ups.
- The Brigadier — A straitjacket with frayed cuffs.
- Zaganza — A baseball cap the wrong way round.
- Topper — A baseball cap the right way round.
- TheUnitedTruth — A tear-stained hankie.
- WLW — A gin-stained cardigan.
Cruel But Very Sincere
Gin? Cardigan?
DO YOU THINK I'M ROY CROPPER?!
AUDITION
There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Frenchm... No, sorry... there was an Irishman, a German and a... No, that's not right.
There was a Swede, an American and a Greek. The Irishman said to the Englishman... No, I've got it wrong again...
Pick a card, any card...
Too Good For Fame Academy
You're not even good enough to be in
ONE TRUE VOICE
NEW NAME SHOCKER!
This is going to be my last letter as The Geek Who Shall Inherit the Earth. After this I shall be referred to as The Owl of Bewilderment. The new name is my own tribute to Bill Bailey.
I'd also like to say that ZX Spectrum was and always will be the greatest computer ever made and if anyone disagrees with me then we shall sort it out honourably, with over-sized inflatable bananas.
The Geek Who Shall Inherit the Earth
What's with the name changes?
I DON'T REALLY CARE
OH NO!
WLW, you can't let them move your page number again. I thought it was wrong for them to move you from page 142.
This time you must stand up to the powers that be, for you are the mighty WLW with an army of 'Ziners who will fight for your cause.
We will stay on 182 because I like Blink 182.
COME ON EVERYBODY 1-8-2, 1-8-2, 1-8-2.
Spiky Stuy
How do you think my back feels?
ALL THIS MOVING IS KILLING IT!
A BIT PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME
I know how heartbroken some of you must have been when you read that I chose Spiky Stuy as my 'Zine lover. I realise now that was silly of me, as before I never realised how sweet some fellow 'Ziners are (especially Concrete Donkey!).It's flattering being the 'Ziner of the moment — and I love it!
Many of you have a thing for me and the only way forward is to compete for my affections! So bring it on!
Gothbabe
Please don't
ROMANCE MAKES ME SICK REMEMBER
MY RESULTS!
In your face evil fag stinking chemistry teacher. I got an A when you predicted me a B! In your face weirdy beardy maths teacher.
I got an A when you said I was only worth a B, and then you have the cheek to say I deserved the A. Make up your mind!
Anyway, due to my good results I'm now King of the World, so neh neh ne neh neh.
The Lonely Brain Cell
I was a straight A pupil
NEH NEH NE NEH NEH TO YOU!
OH MY GOD!
I was going on my nightly rounds of the Busted message board on their official website when I discovered people were talking about Teletext.
I decided to ask what pages they were reading on it and it turns out a lot of them read Megazine.
A bunch of Busted loving people read this page when you all hate them so much!
Odd Cod
I don't hate Busted, neither does
EMMA THE-LIL'-ANGEL. READ AWAY
