The Mega-Zine Museum
September 9, 2003
KISS MA BAD SELF OW Wow. Front page of 'Zine. I expected more llamas. Expect less, get more I always say.
THE BENIGHTED BUDGERIGAR So Topper has read a book. Big deal. I read a book once, but I don't boast about it. But do you remember what it was about?
THE DUCK WITH THE UMBRELLA Howdy, sorry I haven't written for a while. I've been working on being nice to people all day long. Really takes it out of you! So very pleased for you. No, really, I am.
MY THOUGHTS ON BUSTED
- Owww! I've just busted my toe.
- Oh, I'm sorry but your favourite CD got busted when I threw it against the wall.
- No, he busted in there last night and now he's in jail.
- Nah, we got busted doin' it and it was soooooo embarrassing!
Now I'm thinking the lads didn't choose their name very well at all. Not good connotations with the name Busted...
Justcallmefluff
More rock'n'roll than
ONE TRUE VOICE HOWEVER
WLW IS GOD
Why don't you just all lay off WLW? Every day it seems he gets to be the end of all the jokes, called names and just being portrayed dumb.
I have to say that if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have this masterpiece called Mega-zine and then our lives would be instantly over.
I'd like to set up a shrine just towards WLW for his contribution to the page.
The Wizard of Ozzi
What are you sucking up for?
I HAVEN'T WON THE LOTTERY YET
FRAUD!
I am sorry to disappoint you all but The Girl With The Imaginary Friend Called Cecilia is a fraud!
These things she claims to have learnt from Noah are actually just things she has read from the wall in my RE room at school!
Maybe she wants to sound like she has at least one friend but surely that is no excuse. She should be punished!
Spongy Mesophyll
I suspect she isn't the only fibber
TO GRACE THESE PAGES. EASE UP
CAUGHT OUT
Being a mass Gunners fan I was highly amused at DJ Dave's great joke mocking Chelsea, but did he have to ruin it by sending it to a different channel's music forum, where the kiddies discuss rubbish like Busted, Blazin' Squad, etc? I say "Traitor", tsk.
I'll never cheat on you WLW. So I'm coming for your "crown" Dave.
The Wonderful DJ Rhimes
*GASP* Dave, I am very disappointed
SPREADING YOURSELF THIN LIKE THAT
ANOTHER SHOVELFUL
Well sir, I just wanted to let you know why we haven't started work yet. You see sir, we've been the victims of supernatural circumstances.
Our shovels have disappeared. The lads have nothing to lean on. We can't have that, can we sir?
So sir, if you'd just forward £120, I can guarantee the lads will be on the job first thing Monday morning at 2pm.
Tex Rafferty
I feel quite unnerved
BEING CALLED SIR...
SPIKY STUY IS RIGHT
For once I will ignore the fact that Spiky Stuy is pompous and agree with him. Mega-zine is one of two places I can call home, and I'll be damned if I am going to lose it due to lack of knowledge of the new page number.
I've been looking for an excuse to start a war, and this is it. Who's with me?
Magog
I've already thrown spears
TURNED OUT THEY LIKE BRITNEY THOUGH
BALAMORY (AGAIN)
Worryingly for a 17-year-old, I have actually seen this, and I have to say it's just not a patch on the kids' TV classics of yesteryear, such as Mike And Angelo and Fun House.
A Pat Sharp comeback is what we need. The man is a legend, and had quite possibly the greatest mullet ever on children's TV.
Samurai Hedgehog
He was the mullet king
I'M A CELEBRITY SERIES THREE?
