The Mega-Zine Museum
December 15, 2002
SPANDOREXXA If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Oooh, that's a good point.
CHUCK MUFFIN WLW, are you Phil Collins? I've been called some things in my time but a line has been crossed here!
MIM NICE BUT DIM Trying to eat lemons cut in half with Marmite spread thickly on the top isn't wrong, is it WLW? Is it? WLW? Is it? It is soooo wrong, I am lost for words. And that don't happen often.
LEEDS UTD
They're marketing a new type of Oxo cube, y'know. It's called Laughing Stock!
And Alan Smith is marketing an alcoholic beverage which:
- Gives you wings
- Stimulates the body and mind
- Sponsors the Sauber F1 racing team. It's going to be called: Red Card!
Merry Christmas 'Ziners. Anyone fancy a kiss under the mistletoe?
Concrete Donkey
Well, you've lessened your chances by
ALIENATING ALL THE LEEDS FANS
'ZINERS
Different ways of writing WLW on your keyboard:
- Wl—W
- wlw
- WLW
- WlW
- wLW
*struggles*
Farmer Jack
Not a lot to work with, is there?
BUT THANKS FOR THE STERLING EFFORT
DANGER
While accidently turning to p142, as I usually do, I came across a page which had a picture of a crocodile.
I don't know why it was there, but the frightening thing is that the crocodile was quite good.
You show them, WLW. Draw a crocodile. A better crocodile.
Reclaim your rightful place on the Teletext picture drawing throne.
Jambon Magnetique
I need to concentrate and get to my
HAPPY DRAWING PLACE... NOT WORKING
CLAIMS ETC...
We'll take on your claim, pretend it's more serious than it actually is, take all your money as insurance, hand the case to our most expert work-experience student, sue the company/anybody (even if you are self-employed), try to look like we know what we're doing, lose the claim by miles and leave you to write into Watchdog.
Anybody interested?
Genius at Work
I'm sure I've seen your ad on TV —
WHERE DO I SIGN?
COLOURS
Am I the only person who actually thinks that the colours of p182 are BETTER than those of p142? The green made my eyes hurt after a while.
Then again, that must be relatively small compared to the pain people feel seeing Arsenal at the top of the league!
OK, maybe I've blown my chances of being posted now.
The Blossoming Weed
Just to show there's no hard feelings —
BUT CONSIDER YOURSELF ON PROBATION
MY LOVELY CHRISTMAS BIRTHDAY
Seasons Greetings! Ooooh, the whole world celebrates my birthday as it is also Christmas.
Anyways, I was wondering if you could all club together and buy me Julian Casablancas for my birthday, the real one please.
Lola the Christmas Showgirl
ps: When's the 'Zine party?
Sadly, Julian refused to get into the
JIFFY BAG - SO WE GOT YOU SOAP
WLW
Everyone knows the average teenager doesn't wake up until about lunchtime. So how come schools make us be there by 8.50am?
Are they trying to say there's no such thing as normal?
A Leprechaun Called Steve
Perhaps you could raise the point
DURING YOUR NEXT DETENTION!
