The Mega-Zine Museum
December 17, 2002
FARMER JACK WLW — COME ON DOWN! How would you like to win... a brand new coat! I'd love to — perfect for sailing around the Towers' moat.
JAMBON MAGNETIQUE WLW, can you settle a bet for me? Do you possess the power to fly? Only after several family size bags of Revels. I think it's the sugar.
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG When two tribes go to war... sing it, WLW! Something... something... you can score.
CHERRIES
I know this has probably been mentioned before but Bakewell Tarts — why oh why can they never get the cherry in the middle?
Surely this cannot be hard to do and it's so infuriating when you're trying to bite around it to make that last mouthful a whole lot of cherry goodness?
Doesn't it annoy you as well, WLW?
Sam Got A Snorkel
Have to be honest —
ER... NO
WLW
What will you get Davord for Christmas? I was thinking maybe some nice pink socks or a Barbie lunchbox. Do you reckon he'll be impressed?
I was thinking of a nice big bar of Arsenal chocolate for you.
Jamie Dragon
Well, I would certainly be impressed —
DAVORD, LESS SO I THINK!
CHANGE THE COLOUR SCHEME!
WLW, you haven't drawn any Christmassy pictures yet. Look, I even left you lots of room.
Go ooooonnnn... please?
Flutterby
OK, as it's a week until Crimbo Eve —
A RATHER STUPENDOUS MANGER, NO?
FRENCH LESSONS
Is there anything more pointless than French lessons? (perhaps supporting Arsenal).
Why should I spend 4 days a week learning how to say such phrases as "fetch me the cheesemonger" and "why is there a monkey in my swimming pool"?
WLW, please draw the Dead Kennedys logo or the Everton badge.
hewhocannotbenamed
I'm afraid I'm all pictured out after
THE SOMEWHAT SPECTACULAR MANGER
THE MACHINE
Yes, Geek Who Shall Inherit The Earth, I too have seen The Machine, but the robotic voice reminds me too much of Cher and that awful Believe song.
I'd like to introduce myself. I'm a girl with a penchant for Teletext and Tool. I've read 'Zine for years but have only recently been outraged by the blueness.
Too contrived, people. I'm right. I know I am.
Mistress Discordia
Do you belieeeeve in life after love...
AFTER LOVE... AFTER LOVE...
A TASTE OF HEAVEN
WLW, I feel obligated to e-mail you the greatest food recipe known to me.
What you do is you get a box of cheesy macaroni, cook it, then once it is served hot you take the tomato ketchup, pour some right in the middle of the plate and mix it into the macaroni.
I promise you that you will die happy after trying this.
Viva la Revolution.
So, basically, it goes sorta orangey?
I THINK I'LL PASS, THANKS
'ZINERS
Did you know that, when you sleep, you swallow up to 7 spiders a year? If this is true, then why are there still spiders in all of the dark corners in my house?
Also, I think the German doctor guy who did the autopsy on TV isn't a real doctor or scientist, purely on the basis that he wears a fedora hat. I mean, have you ever seen a doctor wear a hat?
Holy Goat
He was a tad strange, wasn't he?
I WASN'T CONVINCED EITHER
