The Mega-Zine Museum
December 18, 2002
*THE ONE AND ONLY MAGICAL ME* You can't make pineapple cheesecake. Let it go. If I could get the bloomin' pineapple to fit in the baking tin, then I could.
THE ONE WITH THE MIGHTY ANTLERS If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Ha ha ha ha ha... oh dear.
INSANE JAM SOW Did you know that, technically, glass is a liquid? Did you know that, technically, I don't care? I mean, thanks anyway but, y'know...
WLW — WHERE'S MY INVITE?
I wondered — do you celebrate Christmas at WLW Towers? I'm sure you do and, with the festive season approaching, I expected to find my invitation winging it's way to me via the Royal Mail.
But I have yet to receive anything, only a letter from Nationwide informing me I have no money in my account.
Is this your code, so none of my family know I have liaisons with strange men/women/giraffes?
Ninnyworld
You still haven't received it? Blimey,
HOW MUCH AM I PAYING THAT PIGEON?
POETRY CORNER
He creeps along by banks and rivers
Crawling through grass, such a cutie!
You're silent and you get the shivers
'Til he yells: "This croc's a beauty!"
Perhaps being in love with Steve Irwin is not something I should go around telling everyone about?
The Eighth Deadly Sin
That guy just asks for trouble,
I RECKON
IN BEST VOICEOVER VOICE...
Tired of getting the bus to school or college? Want to make an impact on your fellow students? Then hire one of the following:
- JCB
- Kangaroo
- Refrigerator on castors
- Superman
Failing that, walk, you idle so-and-so.
Farmer Jack
Or just bunk off and watch Trisha —
ER... NOT THAT I'D ENDORSE THAT
YOU ARE ONE STEP AWAY, WLW!
First it was Jr, then it was Michelle Branch, then Manic Street Preachers, then David Gray, then Radiohead and the mighty Leonard Cohen!
What are you thinking? Who next? REM? Blur? Ash? All Saints?
Mr Robofish
This sounds like my diss list, yeah?
IF SO, WE GOTTA ADD ALL SAINTS
WLW AND 'ZINERS
I'm a long-time reader, first-time writer.
Been reading 'Zine for years and years and to all of you complaining about the move — this is my second move! I remember when Club 140 was Club 440 and Planet Sound was on 480!
Introduction to me: Team Avril member, fan of real music, 'Zine adorer and soft-cheese obsessive.
Waffley
OK — fan of real music AND
TEAM AVRIL MEMBER?
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:
- Be nicer to all the old people
- Be nicer to all the young people
- And be nicer to all the people in-between
Good buns, WLW?
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
A little sugary for my liking —
THIS SURELY DOESN'T INCLUDE GARETH?
YULETIDE GREETINGS
I have sent invitations to Holly Valance, Kimberly from Girls Aloud, Sarah Whatmore and sweet Shakira to share mince pies and sherry around my swimming pool on Christmas Day.
As yet I have received no response, but I'm sure they would not want to pass up the chance of a convivial time and my alluring disposition — I shall be dressed as Santa, ho ho hoing with glorious panache.
The Brigadier
Ho ho hoing with glorious panache —
NOW YOU DON'T HEAR THAT EVERY DAY
