The Mega-Zine Museum
November 7, 2002
IWASTHEMUSICMAN OK, I'm boring myself now, so I'll just shut up before I start talking about Blind Date. So, did you watch Blind Date, then? You jest.
SAMURAI HEDGEHOG Care for gherkins with your dandelion and burdock, WLW? And you DEFINITELY jest... ewwwwww!
COMRADE SPUD Is this the right place, WLW? Please say I didn't send my poetry to someone in Tijuana... pleeeeease! This is the right place but, as to the whereabouts of your poetry, who knows?
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK
I, too, am a member of Team Avril! How cool is that? So now, WLW, you have two people who will promote and name-drop Avril Lavigne into every e-mail.
I would just like to say what a brilliant debut album Miss Lavigne has made. Let Go is the title, buy it from all good record shops NOW!
Sorry, where was I? Yes, she is a great role model for all young girls, a lot better than one Britney Spears!
Pink Moomin of Moomin Valley
I am growing to hate this girl
WITH EACH PASSING DAY
THINGS I DISCOVERED TODAY:
- I still can't stand Avril Lavigne.
- Another person out there watches Late Night Poker — do you play poker while watching it or is that just me?
- Modifying trousers is fun.
- I would quite like to slap a skateboarder.
- Asking for things in the haberdashery department is easy because I'm a girl.
Busy busy!
Rennaps
Yay! Someone who ISN'T a member of
TEAM AVRIL
WAYS TO SCARE PARENTS
I thought I would share some of my finest tricks with you.
Guys, start wearing your mother's clothes, this will really make 'em worry. Cut out random articles about parks and fridges and decorate the house with them, leaving no room free from parks and fridges literature.
Girls, if you have a boyfriend, you can scare their parents, too, by calling round early in the morning and pretending to have slept over!
The Semi-Automatic Stun Gun
You are eeeeevil —
I LIKE YOUR STYLE!
OI! BRIGADIER!
Where the hell have you got to? Who do you think you are, disappearing like that? I was so worried. You could have been kidnapped, or downed too many glasses of port, or anything. I mean, how could you leave me with all these weirdos ON MY OWN?
Especially the one they call "WLW". Please come back.
Anxious Aardvark
I have spoken to Matron — she says
HE'S MAKING SLOW, STEADY PROGRESS
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
WLW, I've been a 'Ziner now for a while and it's done a lot for my ego but I've just realised... you've never drawn me a picture.
I now demand a picture of Rudolph... otherwise Gareth Gates gets it.
Emma-the-lil'-Angel
Yeah, that's never really worked as
MUCH OF A THREAT, HAS IT?
NO REGRETS?
WLW, do you ever feel like you wish you hadn't done something you've already gone and done? Or do you live your life with no regrets? You see, I have this dilemma on my hands.
Maybe I should ask Dr Nick...
DJ Dave
Have you been caught with yer hands
ON A BLAZIN' SQUAD CD AGAIN?
WLW
I'd just like to praise karaoke — it rocks. It's so tacky, it's cool.
You spend the evening "singing" camp disco classics such as Dancing Queen or a Bee Gees number with your mates, and the words on the screen are just plain amusing.
Come on... I can't be the only one who loves this?
Bogey Midget
If you're not the only one...
YOU SHOULD BE!
