The Mega-Zine Museum

November 6, 2002

GENIUS AT WORK WLW, have you done something different with your hair? Lost weight? No, really! Not everyone suits lime green beehive hair, y'know.

IWASTHEMUSICMAN Today's been one hell of a week. Hasn't it just. Can't wait until tomorrow... then again.

SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK WLW, if we send you a letter that is too risque or just plain rude, do you still have a laugh at it? You betcha! Then it's consigned to the round file under my desk.

AM I MAD?

My friends and family think that I'm a bit on the odd side because:

• I arrange my CDs not only in alphabetical order, but in the order of which they were released.
• I can't eat Skittles out of the pack; they MUST be arranged on a flat surface in groups of colour, from light to dark.
• I think the world would look better in black and white because Skittles would be less stressful to eat.

Spandorexxa

They are right to be concerned —

YOU HAVE ISSUES

AVRIL LAVIGNE

So, Satan's Rubber Duck has seen the Lavigne light. She's sooooo beautiful. What I wouldn't give to tour with the pint-sized rocker chick.

Here are some facts about Avril to entertain y'all:

1. She's beautiful
2. She's small
3. She's Canadian
4. She's 19
5. She's my daughter

OK, I made the last one up, but I really wanted to have 5 facts for you.

Concrete Donkey

Yeah, thing is, why'd she have to go

AND MAKE THINGS SO COMPLICATED? EH?

WLW — A MAN OR A MOOSE?

After reading 'Zine closely for a while and observing various comments about WLW's identity, I have come to a conclusion. He is a moose, most probably a male moose.

Or perhaps he is a man who is much like a moose. Well, he's definitely one or the other.

I have it all worked out... it's all there in this tiny brain of mine.

You can't fool me, WLW, I'm on to you!

Firebreathing Mouse

Random comment: Liverpool FC rule.

Your random comment sits nicely

WITH YOUR TINY BRAIN

AHEM!

Kilted Englishman, just because a 'Ziner is new does not make them a Linkin Park fan. What a worrying thought.

I agree with you that the absence of old 'Ziners is deeply felt, but really.

For research purposes, I asked around 10 Linkin Park fans in my local square if they were 'Ziners. I was nearly stoned. Not in "that" way either.

Ammopogo

Approaching Linkin Park fans is

TANTAMOUNT TO MADNESS AT ALL TIMES

7 GREAT ALBUMS ON VINYL THAT SOUND EVEN BETTER SPEEDED UP:

1. Meat Is Murder — The Smiths
2. Crocodiles — Echo and the Funnymen
3. Parachutes — Coldplay

I speed them up or, in many cases, slow them down, and then find that the end product is cooler than the original. I then air them on my radio show and kinda try to sell them off as my own.

Try it yourselves, it's wicked!

DJ Dave

Tried it with H and Claire — I guess

THAT JUST HAD TO SOUND BETTER THOUGH

IF 'ZINERS WERE... FOOTIE STARS

Farmer Jack

Mavis, being a big girlie, sees herself

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