The Mega-Zine Museum

July 16, 2002

MUSICLOVER I have always been against capital punishment. That was before I heard Scooter's mutilation of the Logical Song. Worth bringing it back for, isn't it?

LOOMINOUS FROOT Did medieval salmon wear codpieces? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Just wondered.

COW IN THE SHED My form tutor's husband wears T-shirts saying Rugby Is Life! Ha ha ha... Bless. Does he wear leather elbow patches on his jackets too?

WLW

I don't get out much, by the way.

Duncan Goodhew's Nemesis

Sooo bad — I reckon you could give

BRIAN CONLEY A RUN FOR HIS MONEY

THE LIFE OF RILEY

Picture this — you're living in a pad where your meals are made for you, the housework is done by a live-in cleaner, the fridge is stacked full of goodies, your washing is delivered to your room and there is a free taxi service available.

There's no place like home, eh?

Fibreglass Monkey

Where do you live again?

I'LL BE ROUND WITH MY STUFF LATER

HELLO THERE

I feel like the old guy muttering to himself on the street corner, with pigeons all over him.

There's a muttering old guy covered in pigeons in every town in the world. He usually has a beard with bits of food in it, which is probably what attracts the pigeons.

Hmmmm...

Darth Hideous

Cheer up — it's summer! Actually,

I'VE JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW...

AN ODE TO MY COLLEGE COURSE

Music Technology
How I adore thee
You are not dead and mouldy
Like a rotten plant or tree
I love you, it's plain to see
Oh Music Technology!

Anyone know any other words that rhyme with technology? I'm planning a second verse.

Spandorexxa

I think one verse

IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, THANK YOU!

5 FUN THINGS TO DO IN BROMSGROVE
(to prove to WLW that there ARE 'Ziners in Bromsgrove):

1. Skank on the bandstand
2. Skank in the high street
3. Stand in the way of skaters at the skatepark
4. Put your cap on the back of your head and scream "no way" in a Brummie accent
5. Find some Charford kids and ask them if they're local

The Fishmonger of Doom

I stand corrected. And to think I was

GOING TO SPAIN THIS YEAR

WLW

This is my second letter to 'Zine and, in my desperation to avoid "one-hit wonder" status, I have concocted a brilliant plan to ensure this gets printed.

Unfortunately, I can't be bothered with it, so I'm just going to resort to old-fashioned begging.

Please? Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssse?

Schiatarella

Well, it worked, didn't it?

I MUST BE IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD

WLW

I'm new to this whole Mega-Zine world but would like to become a resident. Here's my application form:

• I sleep till 2pm on a daily basis
• My favourite food is cheese
• I only pick my nose in public
• I find Jade from BB attractive

Oops... gone too far. Did I mention I love you, WLW?

Dougie D — Man Of Mysteree

You did, but the Jade thing —

SORT THAT OUT PRONTO

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