The Mega-Zine Museum
July 14, 2002
SATAN'S RUBBER DUCK WLW, I'm bored. Draw me a picture. Now. Or I tell people about that Friday morning and where that chocolate orange actually went. Nooooo, not that story, please!
SPANDOREXXA Should I paint my south bedroom wall orange? It's 6m by 2m if that's any help at all. No help whatsoever, but do it anyway.
J-FUNK WLW, I'm really sorry about that flour bomb. It was meant for the B*ckch*t building. Get a cloth, mister.
JULY 14
Please can you print this on the momentous occasion that happens to be my 17th birthday?
Y'see, my birthday is gonna be a bit rubbish 'cause my big bro and sis are going on holiday the day before, and my best mate's gonna be gone for four weeks.
Will you be my new best friend, WLW?
17-year-old Snaz
I loves everyone, I does —
EVERYONE'S BEST MATE, ME
MYSTICAL FLYING PILCHARD ET AL,
Please, please, let's not start this ancient, cliched debate of men versus women.
I say this, only because I myself am male and so have learnt that the only way peace can prevail is to not argue with women.
It's not worth the effort. Just leave it alone!
Urban Hero
Always a wise move to back down —
LOVE, PEACE, HARMONY, YADDA YADDA
A POEM ABOUT LETTER FODDER
I waste space on 'Zine
But it keeps my keyboard clean
No-one seems to care
So I'll wrestle a bear
Seeing as how I hate English classes, that wasn't too bad, was it?
A Leprechaun Called Steve
Let's see...
HOW CAN I PUT THIS...
MOVIE CLICHES
- Stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.
- Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be investigated.
- A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of Old Trafford.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Kellogulation
That last one is so true!
ALWAYS HAPPENED TO BERGERAC
'ZINERS,
You all say you live in absolutely terrible places, but my hometown is the epitome of all evil. Full of townies and trendies, and greebo wannabes.
The name of this place strikes fear into any warm-blooded mammal. What is it called? It is Grimsby.
Pity me.
Rustiredd The Squirrel Warrior
Oh I do. I've been there.
JUST THE ONCE, MIND
LETTERBOXES
As I posted a letter this morning, it got me thinking. Why are letterboxes red? Why not blue? Or yellow?
Imagine a world of yellow letterboxes. Or even a yellow letterbox with green spots on! How fab would that be?
WLW, could you draw me a fabulous letterbox, while I go out and get a life?
The Fabulous Purple Sheep
I'm too busy getting a life myself
TO DRAW LETTERBOXES!
MY FIRST EVER LETTER TO 'ZINE
As this is my first letter to 'Zine, I would just like to make a comment on how you, WLW, are so nasty to Jade from Big Brother.
I would just like to say that you shouldn't say bad things about people you don't even know and, just to make Jade fans happy, say a big "sorry"!
The Angel
What's the point? Jade fans
COULDN'T EVEN SPELL THE WORD
