The Mega-Zine Museum
June 15—16, 2001
HUMMINGBIRD OF PREY If the devil is supposed to have cloven hooves, then doesn't that mean he could catch foot-and-mouth? It's a thought.
THE PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM WLW — were you away the day they taught your class the subjunctive mood in primary school? Yeah, what of it?
DEMENTED WHEELIE BIN FROM HELL There are three types of people... those who can count and those who can't. But that's only... oh right, yeah, funny.
WLW
I admit that my toucan joke was bad, but Trendies found it funny. But that just shows how dumb they are.
But here's a better joke that I made up:
When's Mother's Day?
Nine months after Dad's Night!
Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex
We at WLW Towers loved this gag —
BUT THEN WE DON'T GET OUT MUCH
HELLO PEEPS
I am an ancient 'Ziner who was never really that popular, so you whipper-snappers won't remember me.
Anyway, Sapphistication was the spur for this letter with his/her pro-gay manifesto. It made me think: are all 'Ziners straight?
I'm happy to start the ball rolling and come out as bisexual. Who wants to join me?
The Egg Meister
I'm Spartacus!
AND SO'S MY WIFE!
DEAREST WLW
Thanks for printing my letters. The other day, I noticed I hadn't even sent you a bribe and I still got printed. Does this mean you like me? Or didn't you have anything better to print?
Whatever the reason, here's a nice pressie for you. Enjoy!
Le Pukka Tukka Enfant Terrible
And it was luvverly... pukka choccie!
BOY, DO I LIKE YOU — BIG TIME!
WLW AND 'ZINERS
That is IT! I am fed up of boys now, you... you... you evil McNasties you!
I don't care if I like Parsley, or I have a soft spot for Savage Cabbage... I don't like you! YES, I DO NOT LIKE YOU! He broke my heart!
Telescope the Vail in Brum
D'ya fancy Jamie Oliver?
I HAVE JUST THE BOY FOR YOU!
DEAR 'ZINERS
Hands up who hates exams? They're not big, they're not clever and they certainly aren't in the slightest bit interesting.
Even if your main concern is trying to fit the word "fattyboombatty" into all of your exam papers for a bet.
And it's hard, especially in maths. There's going to be some very confused examiners out there by the end of July.
Socialist Guerrilla
Hmmm, as an alternative, try and get
'WASSAILING' INTO A PHYSICS PAPER
OLD CARTOONS
No conversation about old cartoons would be complete without the EXCELLENT Ren & Stimpy!
Also Danger Mouse (which has been mentioned), Thomas The Tank Engine (when Ringo Starr narrated), He-Man (waaaay better than She-Ra), Thundercats (need I say more) and Dogtanian (I cried when that finished).
Aye, those were the good old days... except for 'Whack-A-Day'.
The Tap-Dancing Midget On Stilts
Dogtanian — yes! Quality prog...
AND HUCKLEBERRY HOUND ANYONE?
BUFFY THE TRENDY SLAYER
The show you talk of was called Knightmare, hosted by some weird bearded guy. Can you remember the floor falling away? Or choosing which item to take with you or leave? But that skeleton when you lost was too scary.
Knightmare is the best kids show, behind Thundercats and Teabag and T-Shirt.
New debate — Invisibility or Psychic Powers?
Cheeky Lord Chuzzle
Invisibility... I'd get meself round
TO ONE OR TWO 'ZINERS HOUSES!
