The Mega-Zine Museum
January 21, 2001
BLUE MOON They're back! What am I talking about? Cadbury's Creme Eggs of course! And how do you eat yours?
PINK MAFIA Anyone else watch Trisha? Where on earth does she find these low-lifes? And the blokes nearly always have Adidas gear on. Sad. I know — they just scream council estate, don't they?
MANICS DEPRESSIVE Oi, Gutless! Do us a favour love, give it a rest. Whatever it is about the Pie Man you find so appealing, it's lost on us! Wooooooooh!
PARSLEY POSSUM
Although I don't believe evolution ever happened, I have to make an exception for you.
You see, evolution is the only thing that can explain how you turned from an ugly, sprawling mass to an ugly git with a poor name and no brain.
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
OK, I may be wrong,
BUT I'M SENSING HOSTILITY HERE
'ZINERS
Did you know that, when Christianity was banned, followers had a secret symbol that only they recognised? Well, my point is that we should have one so that all 'Ziners can recognise each other!
At least it'll save me searching for you by yelling 'Davord rules' down the streets of York and risking arrest or a damn good kicking!
Broccoli
What a great idea! Suggestions please —
AND KEEP 'EM CLEAN!
JUST A RANDOM THOUGHT
Where I live, Goths are starting to become more common than anyone else. Soon it will be trendy to be a Goth and Trendies will be the freaks and outcasts!
Maybe pop and chart music will be so unpopular that it will cease to exist altogether. Then the shops around here will close because they're too trendy and this will be the only place where Goths will ever be safe!
Siberian Tigress
But where is this Utopia
OF WHICH YOU SPEAK? WHERE? WHERE?
KEEP THE CHANGE!
Why do things get priced at 99p? Why not simply £1? And why the hell do £1 gift vouchers exist? Who would be cheap enough to buy someone THAT as a present?
Abolish £1 gift vouchers, pleeeeease!
Miss Tristesse
PS: Hob Nobs — discuss!
Thank you, thank you, thank you —
YOU KNOW WHAT FOR!
FLUFFY'S DESCRIPTION — PART TWO
After the success of my last description, here's a bit more info.
I went to Wednesfield High,
I am currently single (hey ladies!),
I don't go to college (sorry, Black Widow),
I play guitar (badly) and I despise boy bands, garage, rap, nu-metal and tedious dad rock like MSP.
There we go — if you want to know anything else, just ask.
Fluffy The Evil One
OK, have you ever... actually,
SECOND THOUGHTS — A BIT RUDE!
REASONS WHY MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME
- Most people don't notice that I exist
- I'm not categorisable
- I'm too lazy to bother with people
- I'm sickeningly thin
Snaz's Overactive Yet Beautiful And Disturbing Imagination
PS: This fax was sent merely to distract myself from the fact that I have exams tomorrow.
Thin, anti-social, non-categorisable —
DON'T SUPPORT ARSENAL AS WELL?
EGG-SHAPED IAN
Firstly — where have you gone? Have you been sucked up by a huge hurricane? Have you gone to live on Mars? Did aliens abduct you?
Secondly — Pot Noodles, discuss.
Eazy Chicken
We already have Hob Nobs to discuss —
WAY TOO MUCH HOMEWORK...
