The Mega-Zine Museum
January 19—20, 2001
SECLUDED RAINBOW My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Like now, you mean?
DOCTOR DEATH I've just sent a scathing diatribe on religion to B*ckch*t. I wonder if they'll print it. Doubt it — did you mention Westlife at all?
LADY OF THE DEAD I wonder if I can get away with saying "bondage" on Teletext! No missy, you can't!
WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE!
I don't want to lower the tone of the 'Zine, but there is a question that has been bothering me for some time (well, since I got The League Of Gentlemen, Series 1, on video for Christmas).
The question is: If the Dentons don't "pass solids" in either of their toilets... where DO they pass them?
Sinister Tree Spirit
Round at Mickey's — after all,
HE'S ALWAYS AT THE JOB CENTRE
WLW,
Is there a 'Ziner named Guacamole? You see, the thing is, I happened to read somewhere that Paul from S Club 7 has a nickname... and it's Guacamole!
So, what is the true name of this 'Ziner? Could it be that we actually have an S Club 'Ziner?
HELP!
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
He's the good-looking one, right?
I'LL INVESTIGATE IMMEDIATELY
PLACEBO TO DO 'ZINE'S NATIONAL ANTHEM?
Placebo are not a band for outsiders. Placebo are a band for wannabe rock fans playing it safe. How anyone can attribute musical ability to these clueless fools is a joke!
I've now become fully desensitised to hate mail but give it your best shot, especially that Norbexian townie-rocker!
Parsley Possum
And not a thought for me, I notice —
THE ONE THAT HAS TO OPEN IT ALL!
I'M BACK!
Sorry for my absence. I've been at uni but, like a fine wine, I get better with age.
Anyway, whilst peeling grapes the other day, I saw a leprechaun called Doug who liked Spandau Ballet and claimed to be the creator of 'Zine, overthrown by Davord!
Is this true, WLW? There could be a scandal in our midst! Pat Sharpe for king!
Cheeky Lord Chuzzle
'Like a fine wine'? Sounds to me like
YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING THE STUFF
HELLO? ANYBODY OUT THERE?
Why do you keep ignoring my letters? All I want is a little recognition.
Is it just me, or does music at the moment sound like it was made by little monkey boys with their keyboards stuck on demo?
Papa Roach and Limp Bizkit, the saviours of rock? I think not. Bring back the greats — Smashing Pumpkins!
Fantastic Plastic
Boom are the saviours of rock, surely?
NURSE? THEY'RE WEARING OFF...
DEAREST 'ZINERS AND 'ZINETTES,
What is this? Walsall is all over the news! I never expected to see Walsall produce other 'Ziners.
Hello to Beautiful Stone Hippo of Walsall (er... you have seen the hippo, right? The saddle on a pole is sooooo much better, except it's impossible to climb on).
You must be one of those QM girls or something, as everyone else is a sneering Kev.
Dave The Orangutang
Stone Hippos? Saddles on poles?
QM GIRLS? IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD!
LOVE?
I can't understand why anybody would want to be in love.
I've never entered into the realm of gooiness that is love, so I wouldn't have the faintest idea of how it feels, but I do know that it's crazy!
It's a waste of time and energy. You date and, before you know it, you're in love 'til the boy/person decide they've had enough and rip your heart out.
Fairy Cake
Let me guess —
JUST BEEN DUMPED?
