The Mega-Zine Museum
January 23, 2001
NIHILISTIC REBEL Do you think that sucking cola up a straw actually takes more energy than cola gives you? Yes.
SECLUDED RAINBOW People say I'm stressed, but calm people never know the full story! The man who can remain calm in the face of adversity... has thought of someone to blame it on!
THE TAP-DANCING MIDGET ON STILTS I ate something squidgy from off of the floor yesterday and now my tummy hurts. You silly, silly tap-dancing midget, you.
YOU ARE ALL BULLIES
Am I the only person that is starting to feel sorry for the Manics?
So many 'Ziners write in to complain about how badly they are treated because of their taste in music or how they look. Then they go on to complain that MSP are rubbish and James Dean Bradfield is fat!
Besides, their early stuff was good!
Lady Of The Dead
Yes, just you I'm afraid... no wait —
YOU AND GUTLESS WONDER
'ZINERS,
James from Pokemon? Matt from Digimon? Best-looking cartoon males? I think not. Shaggy from Scooby Doo and Berk from The Trap Door are better looking.
What about the best-looking puppet/muppet? No voting for Westlife. My vote goes to the Fraggles.
Silvan Draconis
Clifford — he of the purple dreads!
HE IS SOOOOOOOO KEWL!
WLW AND 'ZINERS,
Is it just me or are freaks actually becoming a new breed of trendies? They all wear black. They all love rock. I can't see how they're freaks if there are so many of 'em.
At least, that's what they're like round here. That's why I have chosen to be something NO-ONE else is... MYSELF!
Oh, and the meaning of life is... no... it's gone.
Outrageous Alien
Limp Bizkit beat everyone to No 1 —
WHO BOUGHT IT? TRENDIES? HMMMM...
SAFE AS HOUSES?
I hate living in a house. It's dull. I want to live in a castle with a moat, so I can throw trendies to the crocs. I could hold concerts for bands like Idlewild or the Manics (sorry, WLW).
You'd all be welcome to come and use my torture chamber!
Small Luminous Kiwi Fruit
ps: I think WLW is a she — I asked my parents about Depeche Mode and Mum liked them but Dad didn't.
What does yer dad know, eh?
PROBABLY LIKES AEROSMITH
WLW,
At lunch, me and my chum went to a friend's house. She had an old dolls house in her room, and I delighted in making a little soap opera to entertain them with.
It was cool. There was "Katrina", married to "Husband", their daughter "Little One".
I called it The Dolls House — I really think it could be big!
The DimGirl (from the molehole)
Not exactly EastEnders, is it?
ACTUALLY, IT'S CONSIDERABLY BETTER
NON-VITAL STATISTICS
I'm male, six foot, with short brown hair. My eyes are the colour of green fruit pastilles (minus the sugar) and I wear glasses with thin black frames.
My feet are size 11 and I have nice hands. I dress reasonably unremarkably, usually in something that's blue/turquoise.
SnowmanRobot
Wahey — you didn't exactly fall off
THE UGLY TREE, DID YOU? SINGLE?
EVOL,
Just because you need to use a thesaurus to sound vaguely intelligent, doesn't mean everyone else does. Did you have trouble finding "inane" in there? Yes, I expect you did.
Anyway, some other illiterate accused me of using a thesaurus so your letter wasn't even original!
Creature Of The Wheel
Must we be so grumpy to each other?
PEACE, LURVE, HARMONY HAIRSPRAY, K?
