The Mega-Zine Museum
September 29—30, 2000
RESIDENT WEIRDO Anagrams eh? Well, you're obviously not a Manics fan are you? Your anagram is 'Don't Desire Wire'. I'm trying to think of one for you Eggy, but I'm stuck. Anyone?
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Is anyone else scared of the Jolly Green Giant? No? Just me again then. Yeah, just you.
GuTTermouTh Poor Daphne and Celeste. So much for alternative people being open-minded. Well, normally I would agree, but in the case of Daphne and Celeste — open-minded is not a good thing.
DEAR CHEESY FOETUS
I used to respect you. Your letters were amusing and original, free of hypocrisy and a breath of fresh air.
But you have dropped in my estimation. I don't care that you didn't like my poem, but you referred to me as a "nasty, nit-picking marsupial" for daring to express an opinion different to your own.
You are no better than the townies you despise.
Parsley Possum
Ooooh goody — I feel another
'ZINE WAR A-COMIN'
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!
How many names have I got to use before you start to print my letters again?
I was, at one point, one of the most frequent people to turn up on Megazine. I was even on over the New Year.
You know what? I'm gonna keep writing until my letters are printed again.
The One Who Is Now The True Outcast
Poppet, I've got to say,
YOUR WRITING ISN'T THE BEST
'ZINERFOLK
I wonder what would happen if the entire population of the world shouted "Pilchard" all at once?
There would probably be a massive tidal wave, which would be full of pilchards and, after the wave strikes, there'd be pilchards all over everything.
Cool!
Psychedelic Gloom
It's not a pleasant thought. I know,
LET'S ALL SHOUT 'CHOCOLATE'
STOP! IMPORTANT MESSAGE!
Stamp glue — the stuff you lick — it is made from horse's hooves, so I've been told. Anyway my mum works in a post office so she should have access to this kind of information.
Just think — horses' hooves. Ugh!
Miss Tristesse
Crikey, really? Flavoured stamps is
DEFINITELY THE WAY FORWARD THEN
WLW, DAVORD AND FELLOW 'ZINERS
I want to tell you all about my magical weekend.
First, I had drinks with Jasper the cat. He's so cute! Then I met a rather dashing soldier who hugged me so tightly, I was lost in his arms. Finally, I danced the night away with a beautiful angel, in the moonlight.
The best part is that it's all true.
Fantantanous Fox
It's not is it? Be honest — you were in
ASDA ON SATURDAY. I SAW YOU!
WLW
Robbie Williams once said in an interview that he is turned on by legs. I was just thinking, if he ever met an octopus, it wouldn't stand a chance.
So, I'm starting a Save The Octopus From Robbie Williams campaign. Who's with me?
Secluded Rainbow
PS: I'm also starting a Save My Ears From Robbie Williams campaign, but the octopi come first 'cos they're so cute.
I'm with you. It's the octopus today,
THE HUMBLE CENTIPEDE COULD BE NEXT
