The Mega-Zine Museum
October 3, 2000
CELESTIAL BLISS Please don't evict me first from the Big Happy 'Zine House — I can cook and clean like a trouper! Very handy and domesticated. You're in!
EVE L. SPIRIT If mobile phones and S Club 7 are the work of Satan, then how come Satanic Gothic people don't like 'em? Just a thought... You don't? Hurrah! I shall rid the world of these evils yet!
SOUPY SALES, BOY WONDER Why do I hate AND love everyone equally? Give up — ask me one on sport.
'ZINERS
I have come to resolve the "he/she/it" argument. WLW is obviously male.
How did I come to this conclusion? Listen:
- He has an ego the size of the planet (a good thing, but clearly male).
- His comments tend to be funny, rather than bitchy (again a good thing, again male).
- He doesn't complain that Davord leaves the toilet seat up (need I say more?).
Madman Boheme
Ego the size of the planet?
SOLAR SYSTEM I THINK YOU'LL FIND!
WLW
About a month ago, I became a victim of a particularly vicious cliche attack. I had just finished washing up and was letting the water out when, to my horror, I found a teaspoon at the bottom! It has taken me sometime to get over it. I'm still in therapy.
I have recently been awarded a Lottery grant to set up a "Cliche Victim Support Group".
'Ziners you have been warned — cliches are dangerous!
Sinister Tree Spirit
I hate that teaspoon thing. My advice?
GET SOMEONE ELSE TO WASH UP!
DARK GREY WOLF HAS HAD HIS TURN, NOW IT'S MY GO
| Name: | tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel |
| Age: | 1 year 7 months (in 'Zine years!) |
| Policies: | To restore the 'Zine to its former glory, to encourage positive behaviour towards trendies/Manics fans/mushrooms, to design a range of Megazine merchandise, to found a retirement home for old 'Ziners. |
| Vice President: | Karma Policewoman |
| PR Person: | Plughole Fantasy |
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel
A retirement home for old 'Ziners?
ISN'T THAT WHAT BACKCHAT IS FOR?
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You didn't show my last letter. You don't remember it? I threatened you by saying that I had pictures of you!
Now you remember? Good. All I have to do is click one button and pictures of WLW will go all over the internet.
So, I'll expect to see my letter on the 'Zine later on then? Good. Yours sincerely, etc, etc,
Fish On The Line
Er... these pics. Not from Davord's
809TH BIRTHDAY BASH, ARE THEY?
TO ALL YOU BEARDISTS OUT THERE
A recipe for stubblecakes:
125g self-raising flour
100g sugar
100g butter
50g quality fresh organic stubble
Bake for 20 minutes on gas mark 6. Don't overcook them otherwise the stubble will ignite and lose its appetising aroma.
Enjoy!
The Bearded Mushroom
What on earth?
DELIA SMITH YOU AIN'T LOVE!
CHRISTIE ROAD
Same thing happened to me. If you and your mates can tolerate each other, keep 'em. If not, I suggest you find some more tolerating buddies 'cos you're gonna get sick of discussing which S Club girl is the prettiest and what look is "in" etc.
At the moment, none of my mates likes exactly the same things as me, but I'll listen to Sneaker Pimps if they'll give Smashing Pumpkins a try.
Snaz — The Fresh Fighter
Well done you. Toleration —
THAT'S ALL IT TAKES, YOU KNOW
