The Mega-Zine Museum
July 20, 2000
SHAKERMAKER Don't you hate it when you get to the bottom of Pringles and it's just the crumbs and halves, so you have to "drink" the Pringles? Oh, do I!
CHEEKY LORD CHUZZLE You all hate trendies, but overlooked the worst group of all — "The Rugby Player" who is boisterous and abusive, with a brutal "ale" mentality. Sad, sad, sad.
HOMESPUN SPIDER Why do you never check your e-mails? Am I so insignificant? I do and I think you'll find that this is proof! Wanna take this outside?
IF YOU DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING, YOU MUST BE BORED...
- Check 'Zine, even if it's only 3pm, on the off chance that WLW updated it early.
- Watch Neighbours for the second time in a day.
- Watch Teletext on a channel with poor reception, hoping that a rude word will come up in a mess of letters.
- Watch Family Affairs.
Johnny Appleseed
Have to take issue on Family Affairs
BAD SCRIPTS, BAD ACTING, BRILLIANT!
'ZINERS AND MOSQUITOS
Don'tcha just love those cute little Mexican mosquitoes?
Y'know, the ones that land in your tequila on a wild night out and suck it all up, then proceed to wander the streets of Tijuana shouting, "come an' ave a go if ya fink yer 'ard enough!"
Then they invite you to have another round, you end up stealing the mosquito's wallet, clothes and blood hipflask... AND his sexy mosquito wife.
Cool, huh?
A Cat Named Desire
That medication you were given...
MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT YOU TAKE IT!
TO RIOT GRRL
(I don't mean to offend, just clarifying where I stand...) and I quote: "Aren't mainstream poppers such idiots?" — thus implying that
- you consider yourself far superior and
- you are branding ALL trendies (to use the conventional terminology) as incompetents when, for all you know, 90% could just be confused intellects deprived of the joys of the greatest lyricists and musicians.
Do yourself a favour and open your mind a little.
Celestial Bliss
Crumbs — that told you grrlfriend...
LONG LIVE FREEDOM OF CHOICE!
DAVORD, LORD OF THARG
I've been watching you since you first came to the 'Zine and I've fallen in love!!!
I want to join with you and rule the universe in a joint reign of terror! Between us, we could be all powerful and have everyone at our mercy!
Whaddya say, my Lord of Darkness?
Ravyn
The Angel With Demon's Wings
Love is forbidden on Tharg, though
HE'S IN THE MARKET FOR SLAVE GIRLS?
