The Mega-Zine Museum
July 18, 2000
EAU ROUGE E-mail is artificial. Letters are personal. Phone calls are expensive. The 'Zine is diabolical. Define 'diabolical'?
MISS TRISTESSE Sweetness, I was only joking when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head! Last night I dreamt... that somebody loved me...
PLUGHOLE FANTASY I was born on American Independence Day, so how come I'm not American or Independent? Dunno. How come I'm not rich and famous? S'life I guess...
'ZINERS,
I hate to admit this but I used to be a trendy. So I know first-hand how nasty they are.
Trendies are sad, lonely people who feel they are better than others, so to make others laugh, they pick on people who are different.
Being a trendy wasn't great, you have to listen to stuff by S Club 7 and Steps. When I told them I was a Nirvana fan, they immediately put me on the freak list and that's where I am now.
Cobain's Teen Spirit
Never mind. Always remember.... there
AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB PARTY
'ZINERS
I've been meaning to write and grace you all with my majestic presence for ages now, but was distracted by the new (and might I add, totally cool)... Steps song. Deeply sorry.
Anyway, it's been bugging me for a while WLW — who's the ickle fella in the right hand corner of the screen? Ahd it's rude to stick your tongue out!
The AmBiGuOs Bisquit
The 'ickle fella'? Oh please...
SOMEBODY TELL THE BISQUIT!
WLW
If I was you (and I would love to be), I would ban Plughole Fantasy from the wonderful land of 'Zine. Anyone who has the nerve to write to B*ckch*t has disgraced the almighty 'Zine and all that is 'Zine.
If you don't accept me, I will request I get my gift tag back.
Mr Ballyclare
PS: Of course I don't read B*ckch*t, I just read about it on the 'Zine
Well, apparently, it wasn't Plughole...
BUT THE JURY'S STILL OUT
WLW
It is my sad duty to reveal that Lordy Lordy's ex is a fraud! His/her original poem seems to bear a similarity to the following part of the Boyzone song 'Crying in the Night':
In time, take time
When time does last
For time is no time
When time is passed
Everyone therefore... hail Boyzone!
Stephen's Hip Tattoo
Stephen has a tattoo? On his hip?
REALLY? WHAT IS IT?
