The Mega-Zine Museum
June 25, 2000
THE SPARKLING WHITE WASHING NET Please help me! I'm locked inside the blue layer of my mum's new washing tablets. Someone tricked me but they won't come clean! Hahahaha... 'won't come clean' — I geddit, priceless, well done.
RESIDENT WEIRDO Ian — are you shaped like a boiled egg or a fried egg? Or, perhaps you look like that man in the boring Travis video? Boring? Travis?
PHENOBARBIEDOLL Drusilla — I adore you! I listen to you! I understand you! So where does that leave you now? Loved?
WHO DA STARFISH?
Listen up, all ya punks in da hood. I got something to say and y'all gonna listen. I is the number one starfish in da world, ya got that?
There ain't no starfish on dis whole planet dat is better than me, and if ya think there is, then you don't know where you at, man!
Oh... sorry... too much Eminem again!
Mystical Starfish
This wouldn't keep happening if you
JUST DUG OUT YOUR OLD WHAM RECORDS
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT,
Using Savlon instead of toothpaste is a nightmare that has never, ever happened to me. But my dad has almost done it. I think.
I, on the other hand, once drank a bottle of Dr Pepper that was filled up with vinegar. Not many people can say that. Man, that night was awful.
Dark Grey Wolf Of Norbex
A bottle? At what point, exactly,
DID YOU REALISE? WHEN IT WAS EMPTY?
'ZINER FRIENDS
I read somewhere that cats like the Manics. So I put on Generation Terrorists and locked my cat in with the CD player.
She meowed a lot (this may have been due to the fact that I had disturbed her from a nap to conduct my experiment). Then, she just ignored it and stood beside the door.
I am very disappointed in her.
Skinned Celebrity
Ps: Now she's purring! She is forgiven!
No — she meowed a lot because MSP sound
UNCANNILY LIKE TOM CATS ON HEAT!
WLW,
My dear sweetheart. How come 153 people know your e-mail address, but the most important person ever (me), doesn't? Is that fair? I think not!
So, if you give me your e-mail address, I won't have to spend half an hour trying to work out how to use this fax machine!
Pretty please with sugar, cherries and a topping of your choice on top? Thank you oh mighty, sexy one.
Jas's Girl with the X-Ray Eyes
A topping of MY choice? Go on then...
club140@teletext.co.uk
