The Mega-Zine Museum
June 28, 2000
SKINNED CELEBRITY "Selflessness is like waiting in hospital in a badly fitting suit on a cold, wet morning." It is?
EGG-SHAPED IAN If you have enjoyed writing your letters half as much as I have enjoyed reading them, then it looks like I've enjoyed reading your letters twice as much as you've enjoyed writing them! It does... it really does!
RESIDENT WEIRDO Criteria for an ideal love: save me, love me, intrigue me, please me, know me, need me, occupy my mind, trust me. And buy me chocolate.
UNLIKELY 'ZINE PSEUDONYMS:
- The Trendiest Trendy In The World
- The Elizabethan Caveman From The Archbishop of Canterbury's Belly Button
- Egocentric Ostrich Egg With A Hair Loss Problem
- Sir Jim Bob Junior The Fourth
- The Artist Formerly Known As The Dismembered Fishfinger's Bodyguard
- The One Who Gave Steps A Record Deal
Eau Rouge
And my particular favourite...
THE MAYOR OF MILTON KEYNES
'ZINERS,
We are all born surrounded in gubbins.
And we will all die surrounded in gubbins.
That's my interpretation of the meaning of life and I'm sticking to it!
Mystical Starfish
Great word 'gubbins', isn't it?
LIKE PARAPHERNALIA — LOVE THAT ONE
EAU ROUGE...
Wow! Nostalgia throwback! Know those old 'Ziners? I AM an old 'Ziner!
AFKA Gonzo, Red Chipolata and, of course, Blue Raisan. And what about Psychopath With Perfect Teeth? And Myopic Melon?
It's been over three years now since I wrote my first 'Zine letter!
Bob The Fish
Well... well... well...
LOOK WHAT THE OCEAN THREW UP!
WELCOME A GOLDFISH,
We can learn much from the kingdom of the fish.
A goldfish brought home in a plastic bag can teach us powers of observation as it circles around aimlessly before dying three months later after you left it behind to go away for a long weekend.
The Girl On The Stairs
Goldfish murderer!
HELLO? IS THAT THE RSPCF? HELLO?
