The Mega-Zine Museum
June 22, 2000
LITTLE KITTEN DELINQUENT Come inside now Bob-Oat. It's time for tea, you naughty armadillo. And there's nothing more grouchy than a hungry armadillo.
STARTLING SPIRALS Why is it that I reject the people who truly love me and surround myself with falsity and nasties? Life, I'm afraid. I do it too.
WHITE WASHED PEANUT Devastating news. This is all a dream! I am warning you before we all wake up alone in a world of demented trendies — arghhh! Crikey, those hay fever tablets really kick in!
CAPTAIN FISH
I live in MK and it's not all that bad. You make it sound like trendies have taken over — they certainly haven't.
I do not go clubbing or listen to S Club 7. Shopping isn't my number one thing to do.
It's not great, but the Pitz is a good place to see live bands. I get to socialise with people with similar interests and I really enjoy myself.
So... shut up!
Zulu Queen
There you have it - life is the Pitz...
APPARENTLY
'ZINERS,
Has anyone noticed how Captain Birdseye has gone from being an old beardy bloke who I mistook for Santa Claus, to some greasy male model?
It just seems a little strange to me, but then again perhaps I'm strange for actually noticing and bothering to point it out...
Broccoli
And you know the Scottish Widows woman?
SHE'S NOT A WIDOW AT ALL, IS SHE?
DEDICATED TO MY SOURCE OF INSPIRATION,
You are so close and yet so far,
so rugged and yet divinely sweet.
We look, but not a word is said.
One day the shy will speak,
until then, our eyes will do the talking.
The silence will be over, soon I swear.
I feel the affection is there...
Lucozade Lover
And all because the 'Ziner loves
MILK TRAY, OR MAYBE LUCOZADE
'ZINERS,
Was just sitting and feeling mildly irritated that WLW seemed to have not printed any of my letters. Then I remembered I had written them all in the back of my maths book, and hadn't actually sent any. Ah — that'll be why!
Who came up with the stupid 'holes in doughnuts' idea anyway? (a) You get less doughy goodness for your money, and (b) All the jam will escape!
Siren
Dough! D'ya get it?
DOUGH! OH PLEASE YOURSELVES
