The Mega-Zine Museum
June 5, 2000
PINK MAFIA The world is full of people who are so into themselves that they've lost the plot. Other people exist too you know! Bad day on the tube?
MYSTICAL STARFISH Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Well, actually, it might be because you're covered in crumbs, sunflower seeds and earthworms. Aaaah, that'll be it then.
DRUSILLA Wipe my tears dry, I will cry some more. Hold me, I need you to hold me tighter. Drive me mad, you know I'll love it. No probs, consider it done.
TO ANYONE,
Newt? Naff Nymph? Pink Mafia? Riot Grrl? Deadly Blue Butterfly? The Jumper Thief Princess? Who the hell are they?
Take me back to the days of PC Stu, Jon The Postman, The Neon Butterfly, Lara Croft... where are you all now?
Outcast
Aaah but time waits for no man,
AND NEITHER DOES THE 'ZINE
'ZINERS,
The word "sardine" is sort of annoying.
Its adjective form, meaning pilchard-like, from Latin "sarda", makes sense; but the noun should be rearranged, to make the word "ine-sard".
That way, "ine-sard" would rhyme with "pilchard", which would be excellent.
The Psychedelic Gloom
Too much time on yer hands Mr G...
WAY, WAY TOO MUCH
COCO LOCA,
I define trendies as those clones who plaster themselves with labels such as Nike, Adidas, Kappa and listen to mainstream music.
They have been brainwashed by the majority, having no thoughts or opinions of their own, and run around in large numbers in a happy-go-lucky manner looking down on those who are individuals with independence of mind, body, soul and spirit.
Riot Grrl
OK but if EVERYONE liked Slipknot, MSP,
MANSON... WOULD THEY THEN BE TRENDY?
'ZINERS,
I would like to point out two things:
- I am not evil incarnate... it took lots of practice.
- I am not in league with the Devil either. The only guy I am in league with is Mandy, the leather-winged demon and his pony, Powder-Puff.
Burning Vulpes Pantera
Mandy? Powder-Puff? Be afraid...
BE VERY AFRAID!
