The Mega-Zine Museum
April 28—29, 2000
PARANOID CLOSET HEROINE Would you rather see a guilty man set free, or an innocent one locked away? Well, depends who the guy is, I guess.
PSYCHO BLOODTHIRSTY PUNK ROCK CHICK Psychedelic Gloom — you're one of them! God, you're one of them! One of what? One of what? Tell me!
FLUFFY THE EVIL ONE We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year... hold on, I'm early again aren't I? But it's never too early to start your shopping.
HELLO 'ZINERS,
I have been keeping my watchful eye on you for a few years and I have decided to join in myself. So WLW, am I welcome? I warn you that, amongst my many loves (including Roddy Woomble, Kelly Jones and the wonderful foodal combination of cheese and beans), are the brilliantly rubbish Steps!
Hates include trendies who are Steps fans and believe they are actually good. So am I in?
iDLEWiLDGiRL
I don't have a problem, but the
STEPS THING MAY LEAD TO HATE MAIL
WLW,
Don't you like me anymore? I have sent so many letters and none have been screened.
I think that for the first time in my life I am depressed and I don't know why! I feel lonely and sad. Most of my letters are to help cheer up depressed 'Ziners, but you don't print them so they're still depressed!
Also, my letters are to warn Skinned Celebrity that if he/she is not nicer, he/she shall suffer my wrath!
Fairy Cake
Oh how many times? I love you all
BUT THEY ONLY GIVE ME FIVE PAGES!
WLW,
Violent light streams fill my head,
Buttercup fairy, sugar-coated lead.
Angel star rains, rainbow drops,
Empathy burdens, blood-red lollipops.
Heavenly peace sleep, beautiful death,
Deep dreams, sweet cherry breath.
Destiny fateful, dark abyss,
Candy floss, black cherry wish.
Riot Grrl
PS: how can there be "nothing" when there is "something" there for you to call nothing?
Good point and what about this?
HOW CAN THERE BE LOLLY?
SILVER FOX,
Don't be seduced by Jessie's hourglass figure, perfect hair, beautiful smile... ahem, never mind. The point is, we have a link like no other, that of mistress and underling.
Do you not see — the silver stars shine in our eyes, making us gods? If we join forces anew, the world can be ours. Whaddaya say?
Silver Shinobi
PS: I think Jessie might be involved in a meaningful relationship with Meowth.
Is it the Bible-bashing, clean-living
JESSICA SIMPSON YOU SPEAK OF?
