The Mega-Zine Museum
April 25, 2000
LITTLE KITTEN DELINQUENT Print this letter or the pilchard gets it. Thank you. WLW — defender of the pilchard.
NEGATIVE CREEP First coffee of the day. Real privilege. It will take your problems away. As indeed will a fry-up.
SILVER SHINOBI Tears of vanquished eyes... can you hear them? The dying cries of a thousand stars. Soon, the universe will be as empty as my heart. Oh dear, love life not what it should be?
IGNORANT SKATE PUNK FROM THE DEVIL'S TOILET
I had thought you were a pretty open-minded person. Alas, no more.
I happen to be Straight Edge and, whilst you made some valid points, I couldn't disagree more with your dismissal of all American Straight Edgers.
A few militant hardliners ruining it for the rest of us does not mean you should dismiss us all.
Alienated Fishfinger
Consider yourself told!
NOT ALL STEPS FANS LIKE WESTLIFE
SKINNED CELEBRITY,
What is your problem? Do you crave attention or are you just sad? Plughole Fantasy and Psychedelic Gloom have a lot of interesting things to say.
You are a jealous, obnoxious, self-absorbed, attention-seeking person.
I am normally bright and happy but you just annoy me.
Fairy Cake xxxxxxxxxx
Crikey, today really is
'HAVE A GO AT FELLOW 'ZINERS' DAY!
'ZINERS,
Away in the sky live four magicians. By casting wonderful spells, they can turn the most ordinary lives into a magical mystery tour. They will take you to a land where nothing is real.
There are beautiful gardens and goats that give you rides in their boats.
You should try it sometime.
Plughole Fantasy
Too much caffeine
WAY, WAY TOO MUCH!
ON HOW LIFE IS (A SERIES OF QUESTIONS TO ALL 'ZINERS)
- Which wrist do you wear a watch on?
- What is WLW?
- Which would be worse — life without coffee or life without pilchards?
- Cats or dogs?
- Who do you hate more — Westlife or Five?
- Do I really annoy you?
Self-Obsession Honey
Let's see... Left, ME!, Coffee, Cats,
TOUGH ONE TO CALL, AND, ER, NO!
