The Mega-Zine Museum
April 23, 2000
LITTLE KITTEN DELINQUENT I'm a trendie! Adidas ahoy! Westlife forever! So sue me! Please - give as much or as little as you can, these people need our help!
FLYING TURNIP Then I go and spoil it all, by doing something useful like explode you! This guy could be your MP one day.
PLUGHOLE FANTASY When people tell me school days are the best days of your life, it doesn't give me much hope for the future But..... no more maths!
TO 'ZINERS EVERYWHERE,
I think we should have a party at WLW's place, but if we did, would everyone ignore me? I have the feeling that you would, but that doesn't matter. It would be good just to see all you beautiful people.
I also want to see if WLW is a spider because I had a dream that he/she/it was a massive (but COOL) spidery thing.
Self-Obsession Honey
He/she/it???
MIND YOU - 'COOL' GETS YOU POINTS!
'ZINERS,
I would like to relate to you what is surely the finest piece of news ever.
A girl who had drifted out to sea, on a bed of inflatable teeth, was heroically rescued by a man on a blow-up lobster.
You can't even fabricate stories like that!
The Girl On The Stairs
You can and you have.....
SURELY?
WLW,
I think you should be alerted to the Psychedelic Gloom's motives.
He is secretly working undercover for despotic dictatorship movements advocating corporate capitalism, disguised as a socialist activist, and is planning a tyrannical take-over of 'Zineland.
He will enforce his capitalistic idiocies upon us and lead us into an unfathomable state of anarchistic abyss.
Beware.
The Inoculate Hallucenate
And in other news,
LOLLY HAS A 'NEW' SINGLE OUT FOLKS!
'ZINERS,
I've just discovered your world of the strange and thought I'd introduce myself.
By day I am a very strange outcast of a person, and by night I'm a butterfly princess.
My butterfly friends think me normally strange but my people friends think me different yet quiet.
The only time I can truly express myself is when I'm a butterfly with all the beautiful colours of the rainbow.
Butterfly Princess
World of the strange?
'MISUNDERSTOOD' I THINK YOU'LL FIND
