The Mega-Zine Museum
April 21—22, 2000
SHE WHO LOST THE PLOT Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee (THUD). Sorry about that, I feel better now. As do we.
PARSLEY POSSUM Fly my pretties. And bring to me a hair from the nostril of WLW. You leave my nostril out of this.
AURA EM AND MISS BANGLADESH We would just like to say that we admire all of you for being so open about your insanity. And I would just like to say that I went to a Bangladeshi crazy house in Brick Lane last night. I did!
THERE IS A GOD,
The god of the plugholes. Yup, you guessed it, it's Plughole Fantasy.
So pick number 119... wait... let's hear first from our Graham...
"So, Plughole Fantasy, will you pick number 119, Shave The Head Of Mavis Davis, who thinks you're very funny and pretty clever? The decision is yours."
Shame you only get one choice. Better pick me then!
Shave The Head Of Mavis Davis
(sorry writing's wobbly, I'm at a gig)
You're at a gig? Whose?
NOT MACY GRAY I HOPE!
MIX UP,
There has been some confusion over everyone's idea of a trendy. These are people who are slaves to fashion and live in a world where popularity and beauty are the most important things in life.
Now, the people who listen to dance music, wear sovereigns, sports clothes, and hang around bus stops drinking Stella are townies. It's a stereotype. In Manchester, there are just as many people dancing to techno as to KoRn.
Insane Ice Cube lost in the Desert
So there you have it.......
TOWNIES, TRENDIES, ALL THE SAME
WLW,
Why are you called WLW? What does it stand for? Wardrobes flying with coathangers wobbling, never get to find a cheese grater.
Why has there been so many comments about 'Ziners being so miserable? I'm the happiest one-legged toad in the world.
Acknowledge me! Why do parsnips taste like rainbows?
Queen Of Elmaaaarrrr
Lots of issues to discuss here, and
WLW STANDS FOR... H, NO SPACE LEFT!
DEAR 'ZINERS,
So another day passes and the same boring, senseless drivel is on 'Zine.
I have something to say. Pretending to be insane and hearing voices is:
- Unamusing
- Insulting to genuine schizophrenics
- An insult to your own intelligence.
You have a forum to voice your opinions — use it.
Perfect Piece Of Trash
On the other hand, we could try to
LIGHTEN UP A BIT, EH?
