The Mega-Zine Museum
April 30, 2000
PINK MAFIA Perhaps Dark Grey Wolf of Norbex should get HIS facts right. I am not, never have been, nor have I even heard of The Pink Glitterbug. And I'M not the one e-mailing Backchat! Oo-er.
OSTRICH I must stop my precious crustaceans from being mined for their chitin. You must, you must.
tHe woN hOo cuLdN't spel WLW, would you give me your last rolo? Did you like the card? My last rolo is yours. The card was excellent — Faye as ketchup.
DEAR 'ZINE,
What's up? I'm really bored. I wish I had a packet of Jelly Babies. Jelly Babies are nice. I like green ones.
I also like stuff like pancakes and Ready Brek and ice cream and Slush Puppies and Wagon Wheels and KitKats and Penguins and cheese and Blue Milkshake and...
The Spoony Bard
Blue milkshake? Blue?
THAT'S A NEW ONE ON ME... BLUE??
'ZINERS,
I think that WLW deserves far more praise than usual from we 'Ziners.
Can you imagine a world without WLW? It'd be a seriously bad place, wouldn't it? Not only that, but without WLW, the 'Zine would be non-existent... and a world without 'Zine would be real Hell!
Long live WLW!
The Psychedelic Gloom
ps: WLW — please print this. I sent you chocolate recently!
Let's face it guys...
THIS LETTER WAS ALWAYS GONNA GET ON!
'ZINERS,
Trendy-bashing must be stopped. Do you not realise that by judging someone based on their appearance and musical taste, you are becoming the very type of person you seek to condemn?
If some trendies are giving you a hard time, I implore you to heed the advice of Miss Whitney Houston:
"Just show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride, to make it easier. Let the children's laughter, remind us how we used to be."
Lost Child
Good grief, we really have
PLUMBED THE DEPTHS NOW, HAVEN'T WE?
LITTLE MISS LONELY,
Please let me join you in your fight against Neds. I too am from Scotland, where they have taken over and are in forces far greater than that of the dreaded Trendy.
I am a lonely Manics fan (verging on obsessive), with a fetish for Placebo, Silverchair, Bowie and all things glittery.
Pastel Princess
An obsessive Manics fan?
AND LONELY? MMMM... INTERESTING!
