The Mega-Zine Museum
December 7, 1999
THE INK SPOT WLW has stopped screening my letters. Why does this keep happening to me? Maybe you're disappearing, Ink.
BABY BLUE DREAMS You know how everyone always says you should stop and smell the roses? No? Well I did and big deal! You should wake up and smell the coffee.
ALIENATED FISHFINGER If I met Sarah Michelle Geller, I'd slap her for being an irritating bimbo. Vampire slayer? Methinks not. A grave mis-stake AF.
ZINERS,
I saw this great movie the other day. It was about a ship called the Titanic and nobody thought it would sink, but ironically it ended up doing just that.
I think it was called the expensive ship that sank.
Actually, it was pants.
Mystical Starfish
Sounds like a cheap remake of that
TRUE STORY — THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE
ZINERS,
I found some evidence to inspire you to drink coffee till you're ill. Coffee makes you:
- Think quicker
- Tones muscles around your heart
- Flushes out the kidneys
- Stimulates the sexual organs
- Attracts women like you wouldn't believe
Hector The Mercenary
Yeah and I've heard it can get rid
OF CELLULITE AND HELP YOU FLY
SONG FOR MY GOLDFISH,
(To the tune of The World Is Black, The World Is White)
My fish is cool, my goldfish rocks
He swims all day and he don't wear socks.
He don't wear socks.
My fish can bob and flap his tail
But in maths exam I think he'd fail.
I think he'd fail.
Words by
Ethelbroth The Unsteady
Watch your back Sir Cliff
THE NO1 SPOT IS OURS!
WLW,
So have you noticed synchronised swimmers? How do they keep that inane smile on their face?
I think they have a knot in the back of their head, which they tighten regularly, so they all merely look surprised after a while.
Bernard The Mongoose
Maybe they're just like the rest of us
TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
