The Mega-Zine Museum
December 6, 1999
HANNIBAL THE EX-MERCENARY Today I accidentally made Hector decaffeinated coffee. I don't give much for your chances.
SELF-OBSESSION HONEY I love the gluey stuff that sticks free gifts to magazines. Sticky topic.
MIDNIGHT MOOSE Are you doing your bit for the environment? Save the trees, kill the humans. If there's no people to see the trees, are there any trees? Deep huh?
ZINERS,
Despite my reluctance to label people (We aren't pickles. Except Johnny Depp, he's definitely a pickle) there are lots of townies in Trowbridge.
Is that because it's a town? Saw bloke in Korn shirt and rejoiced, loudly.
Do all trendy, popular people, on a constant good hair and smile day, just keep it to themselves?
Candy With Pink Fluffy Slippers
Keep what to themselves?
THE GOOD HAIR?
NANCYGIRL,
You are clearly lacking a sense of the existential. Sure, all our bodies will someday die, but the spirit lives on.
And, if we achieve perfection, we may outlive the entire universe itself.
The Psychedelic Gloom
A bit like
JEFFREY ARCHER THEN?
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM,
Thanks man, I've seen the light. We do have things to rebel against, we just have to scratch a little deeper.
Such as the secrecy that authority figures and the Government keep over conflicts. Another dissident, Mark Thomas, gave us a few valid points too.
As a protest against widespread and heartless capitalism I suggest we have a Buy Nothing Day on December 11.
Dormant Assassin
What... you mean
NO DOUGHNUTS, NO COFFEE?
WLW,
JSP you may be the longest-running WRITING Ziner but I've been READING Zine for so long now I can't even remember when I started.
I'm 16 now so how long have I been reading Zine? I read it before JSP, before Broken Circles and AFKA Gonzo.
I was there for the rise and fall of the Iron Lion and when the thing in the corner was just a yellow splodge.
Somebody tell me when I started!
The Elixir Vixen
I hope you're not dissing
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