The Mega-Zine Museum
December 8, 1999
DORMANT ASSASSIN They say that death kills you, but death doesn't kill you! Boredom and indifference kill you. I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who cares!
ALONZA'S HALF SISTER Is that ours, or is it on the tele? BURMA!!! (For all you Monty Python fans out there, to everyone else, this will make no sense at all. Sorry!
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS !!MAD Never was a truer word said!
NANCYGIRL,
You are clearly lacking a sense of the existential.
Sure, all our bodies will one day die, but the spirit lives on.
And if we achieve spiritual perfection, we may outlive the entire universe itself.
Psychedelic Gloom
Ooooh, Big words...
WHO SWALLOWED A DICTIONARY?!!
'ZINER'S DIGEST CONDENSED BOOKS
"War And Peace" by Leroy Toasty.
CHAPTER ONE:
Aaaargh! War! Ooh! Bad things!
CHAPTER TWO:
Ahhh! Peace! Ooh! Nice Things!
Copyright (expired) Leroy Toasty (also expired, and Russian) 1884. Trans. Pepsi and Shirlie 1986
Elthelbroth The Unsteady
I challenge you to do a concise
VERSION OF JAMES JOYCE'S ULYSSES!
PSYCHEDELIC GLOOM
Thanks, man, I've seen the light. We do have things to rebel against, we just have to scratch a little deeper.
Such as the secrecy that authority figures and the Government keep over conflicts. Another dissident, Mark Thomas, also gives a few valid points too.
As a protest against heartless and widespread capitalism, I suggest we have a "Buy Nothing" day on Dec 11, Who's with me?
Dormant Assassin
There are few enough shopping
DAYS TO CHRISTMAS AS IT IS!!!
NEGATIVE
GCSEs don't prove anything apart from how good your memory is. If employees want to know that, surely they could test you themselves.
Put us out of the misery 15-16-year-olds are put through each year and every year! Wish me luck...
I wish you all luck, whatever you're doing —
Miss Tristesse
Liven up your exams by shouting "Ohhh,
LOOK, THERE'S A CAMEL OUTSIDE"!
