The Mega-Zine Museum
November 12, 1999
PONY 1 I went snowboarding today, my trousers split. Bummer!
PC-STU Free, free as a bird! Free as the sky, free as someone who isn't incarcerated in any way at all at her majesty's pleasure. Free, free, free. Chill dude!
A LIGHTER SHADE OF MAVIS WLW, Wow, like thanks for printing my letter! Like, I bounced so hard, it was like, amazing! I like, feel accepted now. Wow! And thanks! I do so love to bring a ray of sunshine into your lives!
'ZINERS,
John Lennon contradicted himself! In Glass Onion, 1968, he sang "The Walrus was Paul", but a few years later, in God, 1971, he sang "I was the Walrus".
So who exactly was the walrus? Who knows? More to the point, does anyone care?
Rusty Penny XXX
I'd like to add a rather aposite
COMMENT — "GOO GOO KA-CHOO"!
I brought a frog, and of this I was proud.
Ran down my street nude shouting out loud:
"I have brought a frog and of that I am proud."
But indeed my frog was doomed,
a lorry in his future loomed.
Yes, run over by a lorry.
The driver of that lorry: "Sorry."
Un-named Frog, yesterday-today.
Broken Sausage
PS: This is not true, but is in honour of any unnamed frogs whose owners ran up and down in the street nude, just before they were run over by a lorry.
Looks like the frog
CROAKED IT THEN! HEE HEE HEE!
A Day In The Life...
Oh, how I live to see
The little folk who visit me
They have big eyes
And shout green hair
And with me, all their secrets share,
But when they leave, I feel quite bored.
As there's not much happening on my ward.
A Lighter Shade of Mavis
You're lucky, the little folk don't
VISIT ME ANYMORE!
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE TO WLW
Who waves the magic wand that says who is insane and who is not? I feel insane most days when I'm not on a maniacal high or sweet depression.
I'm not normal. I don't want to be normal. The world would be a boring place if everyone in it were normal.
There's no-one like me where I live, no fellow freaks to call my friends. I'm in a swamp of stagnant trendiness.
HELP.
Crimson Blade
"Walked out this morning, don't believe
WHAT I SAW, 100,000,000 BOTTLES..."