The Mega-Zine Museum
November 14, 1999
BOB To Special Agent Dale Cooper (you little chihuahua you!): Met any nice furniture handles lately? Hope the owls are treating you well. Beyond any response...
THE MARIONETTE To Mysterious Chik: Do you suffer from paranoia? Personal... but fair.
HECTOR THE MERCENARY My girlfriend has left me, but the sweet caffeine eases the pain... aaaaah. That's right, drown your sorrows in coffee.
A TALE OF HORROR...
'Twas a cold, blustery night when I ventured out into the darkness. I had only one thing on my mind, one task, I had to find something to read.
For hours I scoured the streets finding nothing and so I resorted to desperate measures, I... I... I brought a... teeny magazine!
But wait! The true horror is yet to come, on peeling back the cheap, tacky cellophane wrapping I found... an inflatable Steps doll!!!
Mysterious Chik
If it's of H
YOU CAN KEEP IT.
THE TRAVELLER
I've dabbled in the world of the Zine,
I've been to the Land of the Mean,
I've seen the place where they're wasted,
All of these things I have tasted.
And yet, I am still ignored,
My God, I must be bored.
The Ink Spot
JOIN THE CLUB
HALLOOO THERE FELLOW ZINERS
I'm the new girl so be gentle.
Okay, first of all — could anyone else across England smell chocolate money at about 1pm on 05/11/99? Or was it just me?
Secondly — aren't clouds amazing? They rumble and fly and smoulder across the sky (how poetic). Huh? Pleeeease?
Must dash to the BP store.
Love + Lanterns...
Tragic Waster
That smell was my aftershave
WORKS WONDERS WITH THE LADIES
SKINNED CELEBRITY
Lemon and lime marmalade is NOT jam. How dare you lower it to that level. The point to it is that it does not conform.
And anyway, I started eating it long before any of you lot did.
ELITISM LIVES ON!
Bee-Girl
Some people just HAVE to be
DIFFERENT.
