The Mega-Zine Museum
November 11, 1999
NEGATIVE CREEP Do not listen to a word I say, just listen to what I can keep silent. Ummmmm, Deep!
THE INK SPOT WLW, are you a mole, who lives down a hole, and eats from a bowl, whilst searching for coal? Oh save my soul!
DORMANT ASSASSIN Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loans secured on it. Wouldn't that be a stunning title for an album? Very, er, rock 'n' roll!
'ZINERFOLK,
Is it just me, or does the Daily Mail seem to be running a "ban coffee" campaign? What harm has coffee ever done them?
I drink about 15 cups a day, and get withdrawal symptoms when I'm without it, but it's done me no harm.
The Psychedelic Gloom
You should see me pre-coffee in
THE MORNINGS. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T!
EMOTION SICKNESS,
I know you love Mysterious Boy, but I'll be your friend, forever.
We can have fun together using Marmite and pickled onions, it'll be so great! We can proclaim our love for Green Day together.
You must reply to me right now or I'll just have to climb back into my little piece of blackness, never to return here.
Bye for now, (hopefully)
Rusty Penny XXX
Marmite and pickled onions?
NOT ANOTHER PREGNANT 'ZINER?!!
SKY WARRIOR,
Go kid go! I care not for your supposed amorous affiliations with Lara Croft.
You can't touch me and you can have the baby. I am young, free and single and open to offers from you lovely 'Zine folks.
Who wants a baby? Who wants a pixelated babe for a girlfriend? I want Rock and Roll dude.
Discworld Duchess — you're on! see you on the Millennium eve!
PC-Stu
No commitment, that's the trouble
WITH YOU YOUNG'UNS THESE DAYS!
WLW, DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON LOVE:
We both know you're desperately in love with me. You are punishing me by not screening my letters, because I love Garfy, and not you. That's just silly.
Think of all the good times we've shared... it's true that I love Garfy, but let's not throw away everything for the sake of a sarcastic Welsh bloke twice my age.
We're too good together, WLW, can't you see that?
Love Flourine IV
If Welsh bloke's twice your age, I
DREAD TO THINK HOW MUCH OLDER I AM!
